Archive for Author: Paul Franzen

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    Digital Championship Wrestling: The Dino Riki Invitational

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    The crowd is on its feet, and our great fans can't wait to see what we've got for them next! Hello everyone I'm Paul Franzen, alongside "Captain" Eric Regan, and we're here tonight to bring you what is an absolutely historic event: The Dino Riki Invitational Battle Royal.

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    Digital Championship Wrestling: Wario vs. Shadow

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    Hello again everybody, and welcome once again to Digital Championship Wrestling! I'm Paul Franzen and with me tonight is "Captain" Eric Regan, and for the first time in DCW history we've actually got a sponsor! Isn't that right, Eric?

  • Dear Readers: Please Send Me Stuff for the Janish!

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    To paraphrase the late, great Yakko Warner: It's that time of the year again. I could just leave it at that, really. Leave it to the reader to do his or her own research— to check out here, or here, to figure out what I'm talking about.

  • Chuck Rock (SNES)

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    A caveman game that isn't Caveman Games.

  • Dear Readers: Discrimination

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    I don't know if you've noticed this, but there's discrimination in gaming. No, I'm not talking about women being represented only by either prissy princesses in need of rescue by a brave and strong man, or by barely legal teens wearing what equates to dental floss around their most private of parts. No, I'm not talking about a lack of black heroes. Or a lack of gay heroes. Or a lack of Middle Eastern heroes. Or a lack of guy heroes with guy haircuts.

  • Digital Championship Wrestling: Chuck Rock vs. Phoenix Wright

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    Paul: The atmosphere here at ringside is electrifying! Hello everyone I'm Paul Franzen, alongside "Captain" Eric Regan, and we're coming to you live, live, live from the DCW arena! Tonight's main event is sure to be a thriller: for the first time in several months, the following contest is scheduled for one fall with absolutely no gimmicks attached!

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    Digital Championship Wrestling: Master Chief vs. Wall Street Kid in a 3 Stages of Hell Match!

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    Hello everyone and welcome once again to Digital Championship Wrestling! I'm Paul Franzen alongside "Captain" Eric Regan, and tonight... well... I'm not entirely sure what we've got! Tonight's main event is the brainchild of The Captain, and I think we'd all be much better off if he did the explaining. Eric?

  • The Jungle Book (GG)

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    Honestly, would it have been that hard to make the objective just "reach the end"? I know you don't see a lot of games like this, but I think we could've figured it out.

  • Dear Readers: The Next-Gen Consoles

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    A number of you (one is still a number, right?) have written in asking for my thoughts on the next generation of gaming consoles. While I'm not quite finished with this generation yet (or the last several, for that matter), this appears to be a pressing issue on the souls of our loyal readers, so I feel it is my duty to have it a go. Even if I would rather just play Pugsley's Scavenger Hunt than most of the Xbox 360's launch titles.

  • The GameCola Interview: Denny Delk

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    Denny Delk portrayed Murray the Talking Skull in the Monkey Island series, King Otar Fenris III in King's Quest VII, Hoagie and all the various tentacles in Day of the Tentacle, the narrator in Rogue Squadron 2 and 3, Wicket in the Ewoks animated series, and loads upon loads of other characters you can read about at IMDB.