• Mega Man Xtreme (GBA)

    ...topic for last month’s reviews section without telling me! I don’t care that my review was way better than anything those juveniles could eke out with their dull Crayola crayons—the...

  • Math Sniper 3D (X360-XBLI)

    Back in my youth (I seem to open a lot of reviews with tales of my childhood. Perhaps someday I’ll just full-out tell you the story of how I got...

  • Hamlet (PC)

    ...vying for Hamlet. This isn’t a huge deal (like most of the things I complain about in my reviews), as Hamlet can be finished in an hour if you are...

  • [NSFW] Virtual Boy Wario Land (VB)

    Note: I’m in deep shit with my editor right now because I’m an inconsistent asshole. Just so everyone knows, if you don’t see my reviews and columns EVERY SINGLE MONTH,...

  • Star Wars: The Force Unleashed (Ultimate Sith Edition) (X360)

    ...disc can be run standalone. Included are three campaigns: Jedi Temple, and the two “Infinities” campaigns, Tatooine and Hoth. Also provided are the paid skins pack and every unlockable costume...

  • Zeno Clash: Ultimate Edition (X360-XBLA)

    ...too often. Odd-looking dog-, bee- and…duck-like creatures swagger in to annoy you, and to take a chip of your health away as they jump across half the map to bite...

  • Card Sweethearts (PC)

    ...week they would impregnate your wife and threaten to sell the child’s organs, turn him in a cyborg murder machine to take out the U.S. government, and resign complete executive...

  • Cave Story (Wii-WW)

    ...commercial version worth owning. I thought, “So long as some of the profits are going to Pixel (the original developer), or a charity/organisation of his choice, then I feel it...

  • [NSFW] Final Fantasy Tactics (PS1)

    ...of my first reviews for GameCola in La Pucelle Tactics, but this game, which I consider to be in the same Final Fantasy league as Final Fantasy Legends, Final Fantasy...

  • Dragon Warrior IV (NES)

    ...right now, I want to review Dragon Warrior IV. One of you may remember my review of the original Dragon Warrior. (Thanks for always reading my reviews, Mom!) When I...