• Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories (PSP)

    ...has been invented, though not quite as we’d expected. Back in 2003 when Grand Theft Auto: Vice City came out, the game virtually made me blow a load at how...

  • [NSFW] Darkwatch (MXB)

    ...none are real short (see: Red Dead Revolver). I was playing the Xbox version, so it was actually really really damn fast. The load times were usually under five seconds,...

  • Crackdown (X360)

    ...adds achievements and extras to the game that require exploits to be feasibly unlockable. But do download the free DLC, including the “Keys to the City” mode. It gives you...

  • Submissions (May 2004)

    ...and narrow-minded consumers. Your Good Game Protector Brother in Arms, Phillip Reed P.S. You might not want to put EVERYTHING on one page. It takes forever to load up and...

  • The Adventures of Willy Beamish (SCD)

    Here are some of the things I did while waiting for this blazingly fast 1x-speed CD-ROM to load a level: Learned to speak Japanese. Read a surgery “how-to” book and...

  • Brave Fencer Musashi (PS1)

    ...to explore, while still maintaining a light load time. Controlling Musashi is nothing special, using the basic action game setup. Overall, Brave Fencer Musashi is quite a marvel: a game...

  • Your Top 10 Favorite Games: Geoff Osman

    ...this game for sixty-five BUCKS!, I have yet to ever read another EGM. And I never will because they obviously don’t know the difference between a pile of ass hair...

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    The Gates of Life: Episode 2 – The Docks

    ...Dugo: Well… that’s the last of it. You ran a big risk taking on such a heavy load. Barin: It was worth it. I can hear the coins dropping into...

  • Bust-a-Move 4 (DC)

    ...computer and playing one of your best friends always ends in a heated battle. It’s like other versus modes in puzzle games: clear an ass-load of pieces at once and...

  • Versus Mode: Mario 1 vs. Mario 2 vs. Mario 3

    ...about this game as compared to the last? Well, in my cause, that would be the surprisingly better graphics, and slightly better sound. Do realize, this game was not originally...