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The Gates of Life: Episode 24 – I Hate You All
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Chapter Twenty-Four I Hate You All Narrator: As Captain Thomas “7-Eye” Render VI of Trelenodora stepped closer to the lair to see how close the Emo Dragon was to reaching...
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Untold Legends: Brotherhood of the Blade (PSP)
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...people may argue the point saying looks don’t matter, but for me the entire point of hacking and slashing around to find better armor is voided if the armor isn’t...
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The Gates of Life: Episode 25 – I am Hungry
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Chapter Twenty-Five I am Hungry Rivers: I know we have plenty of dried cabbages left on our ship, but maybe we should stock up on some food before leaving for...
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The Gates of Life: Chapter 26 – Fight! Fight! Fight!
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Chapter Twenty-Six Fight! Fight! Fight! Enrique: It’s on like Donkey Kong, fool. Render: I’m going to stab you in the eye. Enrique: Holy crap, you just stabbed out my eye!...
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J.R.R. Tolkien’s The Lord of the Rings: Volume 1 (SNES)
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There aren’t very many good video games based on The Lord of the Rings series, or even The Hobbit, for that matter. In fact, most of them suck pretty savagely....
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Yu-Gi-Oh!: Nightmare Troubadour (DS)
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Letting your Yu-Gi-Oh prejudices get in the way of giving this game a chance would be a mistake. Unless, of course, you don’t like card games, either. In that case,...
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The Gates of Life: Episode 27 – Eye for an Island Nation
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...place, there’s probably something like 80 billion fake exits and one real one. That means its just a matter of finding out which path they took and catching up with...
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The Gates of Life: Episode 28 – WTF is an Island?
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Chapter Twenty-Eight WTF is an Island? Narrator: Enrique ate a strange fruit given to him by one of his new followers. He no longer remembers anything about asking the innocent...
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The Gates of Life: Chapter 29 – Rendered Victor!
Columns by Matt Gardner on
...rain I’ve ever seen. Rivers: He’s alive?! Render: Super. Just freaking super. Genericus: What are all these fools doing here? No matter, I will destroy you all!! Narrator: And the...