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The Gates of Life: Episode 33 – Fusion
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...you come from, you…! No, it doesn’t matter!! Welcome back! DIEEEE!! BBMSSE: No time for talking, I’m going to destroy your face with my cannon arms! SERN: You have cannon...
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The Gates of Life: Episode 34 – ROCKIN’ BALLAD!
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...matching my skill. It doesn’t matter how easily you killed everyone else. It won’t take me more than 47 seconds to destroy you. Genericus: …interesting. Care to make a little...
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… of the Month: People Porting Games Instead of Making New Ones
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Follow-up to of the month of the month oooof the month of the mooonth. Of the month! People Porting Games Instead of Making New Ones Part 2 (aka the PSP...
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The Gates of Life: Chapter 36 – The Gates of Vine
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Choose your own adventure in this RPG-esque adventure that lets you—the reader—vote on its outcome. Chapter Thirty-Six The Gates of Vine Forklass: Hey, let’s climb that vine! It goes up...
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… of the Month: Video Game Sequel Theory, Phase 1
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Undeveloped Videogame Theory of the Month: Videogame Sequel Theory (VGiST) Phase 1 I’m sure this isn’t the first time I am mentioning this, but it has again been brought to...
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D1 Grand Prix (PS2)
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I should probably make it clear right away that I am not a fan of drifting. It seems to me that if there is any fun to be gotten out...
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… of the Month: Video Game Sequel Theory, Phase 2
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Slightly more developed by still undeveloped theory of the month: Video Game Sequel Theory (VGiST) Phase 2 ToeJam and Earl have always been thugs. They will always remain thugs. They...
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The Gates of Life: Episode 38: Children of the c0rn
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Choose your own adventure in this RPG-esque adventure that lets you—the reader—vote on its outcome. Chapter Thirty-Eight Children of the c0rn Evil Children: LOL WE JUST PWNED UR ASS. Jonathan:...
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The Gates of Life: Episode 23 – Enrique
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Chapter Twenty-Three Enrique Enrique: I’ll drive if ya want. Render: Well, I can’t say I didn’t see this coming Narrator: Me either. Enrique is never allowed to drive again. Enrique:...
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CIMA: The Enemy (GBA)
Reviews by Matt Gardner on
The premise of this game is downright scary. You are this guy in some sort of alternate dimension with your ladyfriend and all these NPC newbies. Your ladyfriend has a...