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  • Phoenix Grows a Beard

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  • Resident Evil 4 HD (PSN)

    ...thanks largely to the notorious infinite rocket launcher you can get. Despite the title, Resident Evil 4 HD isn’t a full HD graphical upgrade—it’s just been upscaled. Ironically, this means...

  • This “To the Moon” Trailer Was Made for Us

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  • Alice: Madness Returns (PS3)

    ...new aspects of Alice’s life. Unfortunately, these sequences were usually brief and only served to set up the next level of the game. All right, I’ve got a rant to...

  • Don’t Be That Guy: Features All Online Games Should Have

    ...officialy lame… Adults-only Area We’ve already covered this topic before. Most times, a youngster’s definition of having fun is way different from an adult’s. For them, winning means everything, and...

  • Q&AmeCola: Sports Games

    ...Between trying to hit a seagull with a freestyle footbag, falling flat faced in both frisbee and rollerskating, and never really understanding how to get the skateboarding bit to work,...

  • Madden NFL ’94 (SNES)

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  • Stonekeep (PC)

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