• Rock Band 2 (X360)

    ...great, wet tears are streaming down my face because of Harmonix’s betrayal. I just don’t know what to believe anymore. And I don’t know where to go from here. There’s...

  • Faxanadu (NES)

    ...and special items that are about as effective as the DARE program. This comes with the added bonus of RPG features, such as incredibly slow, unskippable text that describes a...

  • Versus Mode: Stereoscopic 3D, Fat Avatars, and More

    ...who got banned—a bit of code in the Xbox that corrupts all future save games, meaning that anything I save from now on will be corrupt if I try to...

  • Resident Evil 4 HD (PSN)

    ...Perhaps “a few” is an understatement. Capcom still plans on riding the RE4 wave for another six years or so, so they’ve sent us a review code so we can...

  • Puzzle Agent 2 (PC)

    ...these were easy to code—that all it took was a graphical switchover and some slight rejiggering. The story now travels completely linearly. If someone doesn’t give you the clues you...

  • Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney (DS)

    ...THAT’S IT. THAT. IS IT! – PAUL I bet there’s no such thing as Guitar Hero: Aerosmith either, EH, PAUL? Now, let me move onto the game in hand. Apollo...

  • Virtual Console Review (April 2008)

    ...bet they’re loaded, like my baked potata! Or my colostomy bag! Eeehahahahaa! Clean my poo bags, suckers!” April 14th, 2008 Fantasy Zone, Sega, Master System. “You bet momma’s got a...

  • Carbonated News (March 2004)

    ...without monetary gain, is investigated by the FBI and is punishable by up to five years in federal prison and a fine of $250,000.” I bet you’ve seen that before....

  • Gamera Obscura: Asmik-kun Land

    ...as well as titles that will forever remain sequestered within one region of the world. You’d better be prepared to be educated a little, because there is much that you...

  • Carbonated News (August 2004)

    ...Lara Croft graphic novel around the same time that Tomb Raider VII is released. No specific platforms have yet been mentioned, but I’d say it’s a safe bet that you’ll...