• River City Ransom 2 Will BARF On You This Summer

    ...River City Ransom. Yes, that Solitaire.). Anyway, yes! According to Joystiq, there’s an honest-to-God new River City Ransom game coming out this summer for undisclosed consoles, and next year for...

  • Don’t Be That Guy: The Noob-hater

    ...hate rookies, not only for their current skill level, but also because they’re the newcomers, and the locals feel obligated to treat them as harsh as they possibly can. Dear...

  • Inappropriate Llama Disaster

    ...time to DEPLOY THE LLAMA! Why? According to the developers: “the stupid llama made us all laugh.” Purchase it now to unlock the special diamond llama! I love this game....

  • Versus Mode: SimCity vs. The Sims

    ...controlling virtual people inside of a virtual house, though, you control what is more-or-less the mayor of a town. You start your town from scratch, zoning areas for residential, commercial,...

  • .hack//INFECTION: Part 1 (PS2)

    ...and if they are online they will come join you (and no, they aren’t always online). The battles are in real-time, and you can choose to attack your enemies with...

  • Don’t Be That Guy: Features All Online Games Should Have

    ...online match we have, there’s a chance we’ll bump into some jerks we’d never want to meet in the first place, let alone share our free time with. Xx R4CI5T...

  • Pssst. The Grand Theft Auto V Trailer.

    We’re posting this for page hits, in all honesty. Grand Theft Auto IV broke 22-million copies sold. It is hard to believe there are so many people on the planet;...

  • Grand Theft Auto IV (X360)

    ...even if it is “just the same stuff,” which I don’t think it is. Yes, Grand Theft Auto IV is a visceral, potentially mindless, gun-toting romp through an almost uncanny...

  • Machi-ing Maker 4 (PS3)

    ...my city, named curiously “Brettpotainia,” would descend into total anarchy as a massive alien ship lay waste to it. All throughout my city-building hobby, I’d always wanted to be able...

  • EVE Online (PC)

    ...but—like space in the real universe—much of that is simply vacuum. There’s the odd planet that goes by, but those are simply there for decoration. You even fly right through...