• Avenging Spirit (ARC)

    ...got. I don’t know if you can save her—maybe if you pump in more quarters. Spiritual Warfare Each character has an attack they can do. Some can shoot, some can...

  • Submissions (September 2007)

    ...short of sweet vindication. That’s assuming that vindication can be measured in a small handful of votes. – Zack Versus Mode Lord Michael, come to my castle and I shall...

  • Tekken 6 (X360)

    ...level. Cheap as chips, David Dickinson would say. Back onto the list of flaws, there’s the camera. The dodgy farkin’ camera. You can’t move the blasted thing when it’s in...

  • Mega Man Zero 2 (GBA)

    ...others in the Mega Man legacy is its grading system. The system counts the number of hits you take, the number of enemies you “retire” and the time taken to...

  • Q&AmeCola: Your First Game

    ...I can’t tell you for certain what my very first videogame was, but then again, I can’t tell you for certain what I ate for breakfast the other morning. Most...

  • Kirby’s Return to Dreamland (Wii)

    ...This is what Kirby’s done for all of his videogame career, but with even less creativity this time; only a handful of moments can be considered inventive or clever. This...

  • [NSFW] … of the Month: Samurai 4’s “Surprise”

    ...“why the hell not?” Maybe cars can fly into the air and collide with helicopters. Maybe giant whale-shaped space ships do live in the ocean outside wizard villages. And maybe,...

  • Star Fox 64 3D (3DS)

    ...an Arwing AT ALL. Get it? She’s a cat. A cat has a tail. HA! As you constantly save your blundering friends, your actions in each stage will determine your...

  • Can With Oil (iPhone)

    ...Oil is a perfect example of this. Beautiful HD graphics. Can With Oil is an iPhone game which…oh man, I’m not sure I can explain it. I don’t think I...

  • Power Gloves & Tinfoil Hats: Case #002

    ...the case of Caterpie, the Swallowtail Butterfly caterpillar. Oh sweet Christ, that’s creepy. I hate the outdoors. That species bears a great resemblance to Caterpie, right down to the osmeterium,...