• Submissions (September 2007)

    ...the game utilizes the microphone function and has you repeat quotes from the movie ad nauseum. If that’s how you play then, from what I’ve seen, most of the Internet...

  • Cheat Codes for Life

    ...that. When selling games, you have a number of options. You could sell them to game shops, like E B Games or GameStop, but you’re going to get ripped horribly,...

  • Snobow Kids Plus (PSX)

    ...you go sliding down the streets of a small ninja-themed village. Each race consists of a predetermined number of laps. During a race, you and the other three combatants can...

  • Tekken 6 (X360)

    ...level. Cheap as chips, David Dickinson would say. Back onto the list of flaws, there’s the camera. The dodgy farkin’ camera. You can’t move the blasted thing when it’s in...

  • Cooking Mama (DS)

    ...for screwing up. The minigames range from the mind-numbingly simple (like typing in the correct number on a numeric keypad/cooking timer) to some that require good timing (tapping different ingredients...

  • Soulcalibur V (X360)

    ...of Zelda was hitting Mitsurugi ‘twixt the eyes with the Master Sword. The V in Soulcalibur V could refer to the number five, although I believe it refers to the...

  • Versus Mode: Postal, Pro-Gamers, Bill Gates, and More

    ...of EVERY dollar given from EVERY organization in this country, a dime comes from the Gates Foundation. In a few years that number will grow. Right now, they give money...

  • The 2023 GameCola Videogame Awards (Part 1)

    ...a significant number of art assets. The cherry on top is the re-arranged soundtrack, courtesy of Yasumasa Kitagawa, the composer from The Great Ace Attorney. These tracks sound oh-so-familiar to...

  • Gamera Obscura: Lamers

    ...duty is to kill them instead. SAY WHAT? Yup. In each level, you are given a limited number of ways to kill them: a specified amount of bombs, gunshots, land...

  • Star Fox 64 3D (3DS)

    ...to disable the warlord Andross who threatens to engulf the Lylat System in death and destruction. The game consists of a number of on-rails shooter levels where the player pilots...