• Rampart (SNES)

    ...announcements barely register as a bonus, considering that Skate or Die 2 had better quality voices on the NES. The opening screens will continue to make you wonder if you’re...

  • Beetle Adventure Racing (64)

    ...beat the Novice Championship Mode, you unlock three more cars, which have decorations and better stats. Beating the Novice Mode also unlocks the Advanced Championship Mode, which you have to...

  • Hyper Light Drifter (PC)

    ...Perhaps. Or better yet: one of the monoliths scattered throughout the game, or a bonus power module necessary for unlocking the extra section at the end of each region. Then,...

  • GDC 2010: Day Five

    ...way to trick people to work full-time without paying them. Unfortunately, pretty much every company is doing this today, which means the economy will continue to be worse than Wii...

  • Minus the Pudding: The Best of Xbox Live Indie Games

    ...games today, as well as a few others that have nothing to do with zombies, because BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS. Enjoy! Crazy Ride with Zombies This game is a roller-coaster simulator, kind of...

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    My Controversial “Dear Readers” Column

    ...is interesting considering how long I’ve been here working with all of you and how many of you should know better. My text was not a serious rant. I was...

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    Digital Championship Wrestling: The Dino Riki Invitational

    ...Paul: Dirk’s eyes are tearing from the pain—I bet if this were a regular match, Eric, Dirk would be tapping right this second! Clank releases the hold though, and Dirk...

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    Girl Gamer Rant

    ...Today I had lunch with some male colleagues who do not know me particularly well. One of them mentioned Championship Manager. I asked him what he thought of it, to...

  • Top of the Heap: The Naughty Side of the NES

    ...on the older system. Peek-a-Boo Poker There’s nothing more erotic than a sore loser.Peek-a-Boo Poker is the first of three games today from a developer of unlicensed adult NES games,...

  • Exile trilogy (PC)

    ...finally killing a legacy that was molested and sealed away from sociological decorum the minute Meteo Xavier joined the writing staff. And the timing couldn’t be better. I mean, c’mon—even...