• [NSFW] Mighty Final Fight (NES)

    ...The only parts that should give you any difficulty at all are the later bosses that are fucking cheap. As for the look and sound of the game, it’s about...

  • Soulcalibur V (X360)

    ...of Zelda was hitting Mitsurugi ‘twixt the eyes with the Master Sword. The V in Soulcalibur V could refer to the number five, although I believe it refers to the...

  • Tekken 6 (X360)

    ...level. Cheap as chips, David Dickinson would say. Back onto the list of flaws, there’s the camera. The dodgy farkin’ camera. You can’t move the blasted thing when it’s in...

  • Cooking Mama (DS)

    ...for screwing up. The minigames range from the mind-numbingly simple (like typing in the correct number on a numeric keypad/cooking timer) to some that require good timing (tapping different ingredients...

  • China, Part 1: The Land That Consoles Forgot

    ...indeed not often seen at major retailers, on a recent foray to Beijing I found a number of specialty shops along Gu Lou Dong Da Jie (“Drum Tower East Street”)...

  • Mega Man (PC)

    ...quantity of cheap jumping puzzles, the bizarre control scheme, and a hero who glides around like a buttered walrus, Mega Man feels exactly like its NES counterparts in that it...

  • Cheat Codes for Life

    ...that. When selling games, you have a number of options. You could sell them to game shops, like E B Games or GameStop, but you’re going to get ripped horribly,...

  • Gamer Girlfriend: Friends Don’t Let Friends Play (Crappy) Facebook Games

    ...course, the more I play, the more I remember why it was that I set my ban on Facebook games in the first place. The number one reason is that...

  • The Mystery of Monkey Island

    ...and must defeat this evil villain yet again. The Curse of Monkey Island came out a number of years after the original two, as is clearly evidenced by the extreme...

  • Bokosuka Wars (NES)

    ...some characters respond later than others. Other than that, no real faults for it. Replay Value: 6/10 This is just giving it a number for the sake of giving it...