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Top of the Heap: Culturally Irrelevant Games
Columns by Christian Porter on
First-person shooter, real-time strategy, sports, action, puzzle. These are just a few of the genres that every videogame falls under. Sometimes, however, these don’t tell the whole story. To call...
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Captain Eric’s Super Thumb Feature Presentation
Columns by Eric Regan on
Well well well, it is THAT time of the month again. I know all of you are out there sitting in your rooms crying and wondering when your next DOSE...
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testgame.exe: Making the Adventure
Columns by Elizabeth Medina-Gray on
Greetings, faithful readers, and welcome to this month’s edition of textgame.exe: Making the Adventure. Now, I know what you’re thinking. “Oh, that Lizo,” I hear you say, “She never does...
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Cheat Codes for Getting Out of Your Damn House
Columns by Zack Huffman on
Greetings to all eight of my readers. Sorry I wasn’t around last month to supply you with half-assed writing and mean-spirited personal attacks. But then, we all know that I...
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EarthBound Playthrough
Videos by Paul Franzen on
EarthBound is a plague. I don’t mean that in the sense that it’s caused worldwide devastation and killed thousands of people (though I haven’t fact-checked that); I just mean that...
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Pokémon Pearl (DS)
Reviews by Christian Porter on
Pokémon are back yet again, and this time it’s not a shitty pinball game (Pokémon Pinball), a Tetris rip-off (Pokémon Trozei) or a taking-pictures-in-an-Epcot-ride simulation (Pokémon Snap)—it’s actual, honest-to-Christ, hot...
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Gamer Girlfriend: Thoughts for a Rainy Afternoon
Columns by Vangie Ridgaway on
Thoughts for a Rainy Afternoon By Vangie Rich It’s weird how things change. I was recently looking back over the archives of “Gamer Girlfriend,” which date back to early 2008,...
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Low-Rent Adventures in Japan: Emoticons
Columns by Richo Rosai on
Emoticons are big. Here are some of the stupider ones, copied straight from my cell phone. GREETING: (・ω・)ノ Hi five from Dr. Zoidberg? GREETING 2: (^へ^)v But really, what the...
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[NSFW] The Punisher (MXB)
Reviews by Travis Combs on
I played God of War and God of War II at Joel’s house recently. How can these games look and play this good on 7-year-old hardware? Why the hell is...