• [NSFW] Silent Hill 4: The Room (PS2)

    ...heal, you’re out of ammo and health items, and you’re scrambling from room to room to find that fucking ringing phone. It’s enough to make Balphomet turn in his grave....

  • SEGA Columns Deluxe (iPhone)

    ...mobile phone, that quality of game just isn’t suited to the iPhone. I expected better than a bunch of fools clowning around. Even though Columns Deluxe was first released in...

  • Zak McKracken and the Alien Mindbenders (FMT)

    ...far too much to consider at far too early a stage. Storywise, it’s a hell of a lot better than MM, albeit a whole lot sillier. Aliens using phone dial-tones...

  • Top of the Heap: Girl Games

    ...this killer party? Two, including yourself, of course, because you know that parties are no fun when the guest list reaches unwieldy numbers like, say, three. Imagine: Fashion Party has...

  • Chibi-Robo! (GCN)

    ...a few minutes. You see, much like a cell phone, Chibi-Robo needs to be recharged every now and again. Nothing particularly bad happens if he dies on you, however—you lose...

  • New Phoenix Wright Game Released! (In Japan.)

    ...phones. This appears to be a multiplayer game, where the two players take turns trying to get matches. When you get a match, your opponent’s life meter goes down, just...

  • ToeJam & Earl (SG)

    ...mode is just awesome for a pair of intrepid adventurers, and single player is great if you’re home alone on a Saturday night, waiting for that phone call that just...

  • Bust-a-Move 4 (DC)

    ...the series spans almost every system and handheld from the 16-bit days of SNES to even the new taco phone/handheld atrocity called the N-Gage (that title is Puzzle Bobble VS),...

  • Carbonated News (January 2004)

    ...in the United States. This isn’t yet another package of classic Atari games or something to play on your cell phone while waiting two hours for the school bus to...

  • Versus Mode: SimCity vs. The Sims

    ...and industrial, building power plants and police stations, setting up roads and phone lines, all that fun stuff that needsta be done in order to forge a new city. If...