• [NSFW] Oh, the Humanity!: Tomb Raider

    ...movie is spent trying to establish that Lara Croft is super-cool. She’s always listening to techno music and cruising around in any number of stylish vehicles. Mostly, the movie attempts...

  • … of the Month: I’m Not Giving You Any Money, Gina

    ...me out for owing you money. Psh. BUT, this isn’t about money, is it? No, this is about GameCola’s number one menace: Furries. First, let me get this out of...

  • Yu-Gi-Oh!: Nightmare Troubadour (DS)

    ...circling crap or quickly poking dots on the screen or blowing into the microphone (why the hell should anyone ever blow into a microphone anyway? It’s actually pretty irritating when...

  • Your Top 10 Favorite Games: David Crislip

    ...this venerable franchise hit it’s peak with number 2 before starting a downward spiral. Sonic 2 took everything special about Sonic 1 and added more length, more background gimmicks to...

  • Dear Readers: We Need a New Logo

    ...roughly speaking, the Paleozoic era. During this whim, I discovered… …a celebratory image from not too long ago… (This banner came about because GameCola was the number three listing under...

  • Super Noah’s Ark 3D (SNES)

    Wisdom Tree is best known for ruining a countless number of Christmases for children in devcolaout Christian homes. Although they tended to stick with NES games, they made one single...

  • Final Fantasy XII (PS2)

    ...the genre, have been thirsting for this title. I picked my copy up at a midnight release party at Gamestop—nearly 50 people attended, a considerable number in costume, and all...

  • Poor Player’s Paradise

    ...number of people currently playing the game, you may not be able to access it because of the limited number of slots given to free players. Also, free players are...

  • Dear Readers: MAGFest 5

    ...20740 February 1, 2007 Number of videogame conventions I have attended: 4 Number of videogame conventions that have given me, completely unexpectedly, dog tags with the name “Paul ‘gamecola’ Franzen”...

  • Sonic CD (SCD)

    ...new aspect pushing Sonic CD into the number-one spot for the Genesis CD attachment was the time-travel system. During gameplay, when you run into a signpost saying “Past” or “Future,”...