• Exile trilogy (PC)

    ...finally killing a legacy that was molested and sealed away from sociological decorum the minute Meteo Xavier joined the writing staff. And the timing couldn’t be better. I mean, c’mon—even...

  • Gamer Girlfriend: Gamer Boyfriend

    ...out there for guys to find, your best bet is to find a girl and make her a gamer. So here are some tips for you single guys out there...

  • The Addams Family (SNES)

    ...spots, but nothing to scream about), but because, true to the Addams’ nature, there are more secrets and hidden STUFF than you could believe. I bet there is a secret...

  • Captain Novolin (SNES)

    ...being diabetic! I bet Superman and Spider-Man are laughing at him and calling him a retard. So you just walk through the city from point A to point B in...

  • Dear Readers: View-Master Interactive Vision

    ...in more detail, and on a better-known site…but I’m doing it with pretty pictures and videos. So what about the system! If you’re a cheater, you clicked on the FAQ...

  • The Ten Reasons: Super Smash Bros. Brawl

    ...Are these better or worse than the graphics when you’re doing a real battle? Michael: They are better than the battle graphics. Michael: The cutscenes don’t make a whole lot...

  • The Gates of Life: Episode 62 – Cheese it!

    ...Seems there’s some parts of it you can’t step on without causing a– Rivers: A rockslide, right?! I bet that’s why it got that name. Enrique: Shut up. Rivers: YOU...

  • Pimp My ‘Cola: The Great GameCola Slogan Contest

    ...including: GameCola: Videogame Humor GameCola: Fulfilling Your Thirst for Video Game Entertainment GameCola: It’s Better Than Being Raped by a Penguin GameCola: Not a Porn Site GameCola: Making Out With...

  • The 2008 GameCola Videogame Awards

    ...that sentence already. Way to go, Final Fantasy IV! I bet you get released again next year, too, since Square-Enix doesn’t know when to say “no.” Readers’ Choice: Nancy Drew:...

  • Mega Man 3 (NES)

    ...games between two pathetic individuals trying to write entertaining, thought-provoking, and genuinely laugh out loud material as we prod every coded line of these classic games and fail faster than...