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    What Have I Wrought?!

    Back when Vangie and I started dating, the thought that she might get into gaming was a pipe dream. At best, I thought she’d maybe play some party games on...

  • Fabricated News: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

    ...War III. And it is the biggest money-making game of all time (mostly because videogames are ridiculously overpriced nowadays). In fact, didn’t that game make somewhere along the lines of…SIX...

  • Metroid Prime Trilogy (Wii)

    ...already here. The Metroid titles under the Prime subtitle form one large narrative taking place between the original NES title and the Game Boy sequel Metroid 2: Return of Samus,...

  • Sonic CD (SCD)

    ...this “failure to exceed perfection.” Because, after Sonic CD, there was no way there could ever be a better Sonic title from then on. “But I don’t like Sonic games.”...

  • The Ten Reasons: Mega Man 3

    Welcome to “The Ten Reasons,” where I discuss ten reasons why I like or dislike a particular game. You know how my contribution to the list of the fify best...

  • [NSFW] Panzer Dragoon Saga (SAT)

    ...like Suikoden or Breath of Fire. Me? I’m taking Panzer Dragoon Saga—in my opinion, the absolute best role-playing game ever made. Period. On launch day, the surprise launch that was...

  • 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand (X360)

    When Curtis James Jackson, better known as 50 Cent, turned down the role of Carl Johnson in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, he said “I only voice myself in videogames.”...

  • Gamer Girlfriend: Clash of the Titans

    ...monsters you’re fighting are very high either, but still. Best-case scenario, your character is kind of a weakling but still gets a decent hit or two in per encounter. Worst...

  • Comix Zone (XBLA)

    ...a wealth of their ideas to Comix Zone, a platformer that was originally released back in 1995. All games based inside a comic book have clearly taken inspiration from Comix...

  • Brink (X360)

    ...it’s a lot better than picking between Generic Alpha Male #1 or Generic Alpha Male #2. — The Hype: Brink‘s AI will allow for challenging opponents and helpful allies, nearly...