• FIFA Soccer 06 (PS2)

    ...for a richer gaming experience. FIFA 2006 includes tournaments, comprising teams and players from leagues all over the world, ranging from Italy’s Serie A to England’s Premiership to the United...

  • The Gates of Life: Episode 56 – Eww?

    ...Narrators United Doom Squad, whose sole purpose was to take over every world in existence in order to punish people for ignoring their narrators. Rivers, Render Girl, and Bar-Bar, unsure...

  • Super Smash Bros. Brawl (Wii)

    ...United states to be the number one seller, 2 million more units than the runner up, and over 4.85 million units world wide? A review that, unlike most reviews around...

  • The Gates of Life: Episode 58 – No Lips?

    ...Narrators United Doom Squad? Rivers: Maybe…maybe putting your newish penis too good use…with them?! Render: Hey, for all you know, they might be chicks. Rivers: Good point. Wait, where are...

  • The Gates of Life: Episode 55 – Narrators Gone Wild

    ...apparently evil, narrator onto the world, and bring together the Narrators United Doom Squad. This group’s reasons for being were yet unknown, though they seemed to include both taking over...

  • Gamer Girlfriend: Lessons in Gaming

    ...new Ace Attorney game, to name but a few. "Miles Edgeworth is a god among men. Also, thank you for flying with iFly Airlines today." Now, the more observant among...

  • 0wning the Competition: Aerial Gaming

    ...have to finish that book I was reading. It’s a good idea that I think airlines should consider investing further in. One would think that two on-board media servers wouldn’t...

  • E3 2011: The Sony Press Conference

    Hello, and welcome back to GameCola’s E3 2011 coverage. I had a minor mishap with the Microsoft Press Conference—but this time, I’m pretty sure I have the right video. Please...

  • Doom 3 (MXB)

    ...faithfully at home on a hard drive. For the next 90-something hours I indulged my lust without reservation. I skipped the packaging—we both knew what we wanted—and went straight to...

  • Assassin’s Creed (X360)

    ...up in games. My sole reservation would be that the game hasn’t got enough variation in what the average body on the street says. Phrases are often repeated, as are...