• Q&AmeCola: Movie Games

    ...go to a different location in the United States and play a level from a classic NES game. Castlevania? Ninja Gaiden? Double Dragon? Friggin’ Rad Racer? You know it. (Good...

  • Road Rash 3: Tour De Force (SG)

    ...writhing on the pavement in pain. Wait, what do you mean that’s sadistic? The game is strung out over five levels that each have five locations to race at—Brazil, United...

  • Super Mario All-Stars to be Re-Released for No Reason

    Via Kotaku, Nintendo announced today that they’ll be bringing Super Mario All-Stars to the Wii in the United States. The package will include Mario 1, Mario 2, Mario 3, and...

  • Inside the Guide: Time Hollow

    ...up being a flop. Oh well. I’m still the first UNITED STATES citizen to write a guide for Time Hollow. That counts for something, right? Right! Down with Japan! Up...

  • Carbonated News (December 2004)

    – The remake of one of Genesis’ most popular titles that I’ve never played, Altered Beast, is sadly no longer slated to come to the United States. I know you’re...

  • LittleBigPlanet Karting [Beta] (PS3)

    ...Racers that they could apply a LittleBigPlanet theme to—which is made even more obvious by United Front Games (who worked on ModNation Racers) working on this title too. That’s what...

  • Carbonated News (July 2002)

    ...disc, for the Playstation One. This game is never, ever coming out in the United States, and we should all cry about it. A lot. ‘Cause that would be cool...

  • Carbonated News (May 2004)

    ...ports for GBA are Balloon Fight, Dr. Mario, Adventure Island, Ghosts ‘n’ Goblins, and Clu Clu Land. The first set of titles is set to be released in the United...

  • Oh, the Humanity!: WarGames

    ...Of course, technophobe Nathaniel Hoover protests that putting a machine in charge of the United States’ nuclear weapons is a really bad idea. His epic foreshadowing is, as always, ignored....

  • Figure Fours and Magic Eights: WWE WrestleMania XXII

    ...and The Big Show, via pinfall after a chokeslam at 8:01. Chris Benoit (def.) vs. John “Bradshaw” Layfield for the United States Championship Chris Benoit’s cheating ways might have been...