• Submissions (December 2005)

    Favorite Part of the Last Issue The part where you forgot that there is one character in a fairly well known game with much facial hair. I am of course...

  • Submissions (December 2004)

    Dear Matt: Seeing your cute little (or maybe big) face here in this magazine makes me soooo proud. Way back 20 years ago I would never have imagined my son...

  • Carbonated News (December 2004)

    – The remake of one of Genesis’ most popular titles that I’ve never played, Altered Beast, is sadly no longer slated to come to the United States. I know you’re...

  • Submissions (December 2003)

    i should mention, advent children (as you know) is a movie, around an hour long i believe. BUT its coming with Final Fantasy 7 the game, as its being brought...

  • Carbonated News (December 2003)

    – Fans of the Dragon Warrior series of video games have something to look forward too… possibly. Square Enix is currently working on an updated version of Dragon Warrior V,...

  • Carbonated News (December 2002)

    – Tomb Raider. Final Fantasy. Mortal Kombat. Super Mario Brothers. Resident Evil. Pac-Man. Which of these things is not like the others? Which of these things just doesn’t belong? Which...

  • Submissions (December 2006)

    ...month after having to read through all of your horrible posts, Timeo. 0wning the Competition I’m SCARRED for life. Damn you. – Eric who’s paying 4-figure numbers for virtual land?...

  • Submissions (December 2007)

    General wtf is this? the internets? – series of tubes Dear Readers, All outcomes are one. You will be assimilated. We are Cola. – Sprite Monkey Submissions Michael Gray, I...

  • TurnaboutCola, Chapter 3: A New Case and an Interrogation

    ...personal involvement in this case, maybe we can get out of it.” Michael nodded and pulled out his phone, searching for Paul’s number. Diana stepped out into the hallway, sighing....

  • Low-Rent Adventures in Japan: Mister Donut

    ...than fight the crowds. Nope, the number one reason to make the trip is for the awesome donuts! Number two is to have sex with me. Please. But no fat...