• Dance Dance Revolution S (iPhone)

    ...OS-based DDR, where you can make your thumbs dance instead of your legs. I can’t imagine needing a finger workout, but there you go. Following the art style that the...

  • [NSFW] Potatoman Seeks The Troof (PC)

    ...hurting anything in the process, including yourself, and that’s quite a challenge. I can’t actually come up with an appropriate caption that does justice to a volcanic rain of dog...

  • The Powder Toy (PC)

    ...list of various particles you can place upon your canvas. You have liquids, both massive and highly flammable; gases, both supercool and highly flammable; and explosives, both highly flammable and...

  • BREAKING: Big Ace Attorney 5 News!

    CAUTION: Spoilers. And lots of them. But this is far too big not to share. So it’s official. Ace Attorney 5 has box art (see below) and a release date...

  • Spam Attack: Wine and Freckles

    ...mangled gibberish more suitable for my “Impaired Closed Captioning” column from “people” with “names” like espresso coffee makers stove top: “Actually is you can—” I’m going to pause here to...

  • TurnaboutCola, Chapter 4: Close Calls and Hotel Hijinks

    ...cases the entire car ride. Only once did Diana feel embarrassed: she turned from looking out the window to see their hands on the center section of the front seat,...

  • Lovely Lisa (DS)

    ...is really odd, mind you. See, toy company Tomy makes these fashion dolls called Licca that are craved by Japanese guys and girls (and all other kinds of people who...

  • Jigsaw Madness (PS1)

    ...of a hundred and fifty jigsaw puzzles, each within a certain theme. Each puzzle can be played with either 24, 96 or 150 pieces. You can turn the guide outlines...

  • StarSweep (PS1)

    ...can construct combinations faster than you can, and they can construct them better than you can. Perseverance will get you through but you’re in for some hard times. The dialogue...

  • Bleach: Heat the Soul (PSP)

    ...earns points, which are spent on collectible playing cards. Every ten cards you get, you earn something new. At 100 points for a card, it takes ages to get anywhere,...