• Action 52 (NES)

    ...purposes. You’re no Matt Hooper. Instead, your quest is to kill them with some sort of laser ray! How ecologically friendly! Only after destroying an unknown number of sharks can...

  • 101010, Chapter 2: Seek a Way Out

    ...shoving in key cards. 30 Minutes Later… Paul was practically crying as he continued to shove numbers in the magic square. “Why? Why did you give me the number puzzle?”...

  • Fire Emblem Gaiden Tabletop Mechanics

    ...a number from to 100. If your number is at or over (skill + 90), you miss. If your number is at or below ((skill + luck) / 2), you...

  • Phoenix Wright Saves a Whale

    ...all morning. “All right, all right, don’t double team me again,” Phoenix said wearily, paying for tickets for all three of them. The girls cheered and grabbed their tickets from...

  • Fabricated News: Dumb Advertising

    ...(surprise!) illegal advertising methods. Their newest game is Mafia Wars: Las Vegas, which I’m guessing is based off the ending to Deja Vu II: Lost in Las Vegas. The advertising...

  • Oh, the Humanity!: WarGames

    ...Sheedy, The Breakfast Club, The Lunch Club, The Dinner Club). David is searching for a gaming company in California, so he sets his computer to call every single phone number...

  • EarthBound for Disaster

    ...popped it in…and braced myself for the worst. Nostalgia has a way of coloring our view of games, and it had been several years since I last played EarthBound—since before...

  • Mystic Messenger (iOS)

    ...planning the next fundraising party—inviting guests and generally keeping the other members calm as they go through their drama. You’re basically taking the place of Rika, the last party coordinator,...

  • Pizzarian’s Fifteen Minutes of Fame

    ...gotten this kind of support, before. Counting the number of downloads from China from Desura’s demographics, I had more than half that number in new votes on my Greenlight campaign,...

  • Versus Mode: Magazines, Digital Distribution, Motion Controls, and More

    ...magazine every now and then because the UK-based Retro Gamer is fantastic and deals with a topic I am very interested in, but let’s face facts: We live in an...