• Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon (N64)

    ...nature of these well-known adventure titles, there are a number of puzzles with a rough order, and there are a number of abilities that help you solve these puzzles. Along...

  • Dragon Warrior IV (NES)

    ...other games of its era with its story. While hardly an epic comparable to Gilgamesh, the Odyssey, or Chrono Trigger, it contained a number of features unique for its time....

  • Super Mario Land (GB)

    ...game did lots of new things, that doesn’t mean it should deserve praise by the metric ton. Just because it is the first game for a system doesn’t mean it...

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    Galcon Fusion (PC)

    ...the same as enemy planets, except they don’t regenerate the units you’ve destroyed. That is, assuming your ships are destroying units of some sort and not just blasting X number...

  • Ape Quest (PSP)

    ...people read features of RPGs, they want to see the following things: some big number of weapons/armor/items to collect, some big number of hours of playtime, some kind of customizability...

  • Fabricated News: You Must Cease Additional Pylon Construction

    ...constructs an additional pylon. To save you from some mumbo jumbo computer math details, I’ll just say that the 32-bit number used to store this number finally overflowed, and we’ve...

  • 100% Orange Juice (PC)

    ...much because I feel like every time I play with a different combination of people, it makes the game a new experience. Each person brings something new to the board,...

  • Versus Mode: Subtitles, Diablo III, Braid, and More

    ...is obvious: Numbers are GAY. Not happy, not charming, not even simply and politically homosexual. GAY. There’s a reason numbers are not technically words—just try rolling them off your tongue:...

  • Bubble Bobble (NES)

    ...who has been playing Minesweeper for almost two decades now, and who has spent a number of years playing through each game of Freecell sequentially, could not stand to play...

  • Final Fantasy XII (PS2)

    ...she will take. So, if you have “attack the closest enemy” in slot number 1, and “curaga” in slot number 2, even if you’re all on your last legs, the...