• Formal Warning to Dr. Albert Wily

    ...first and only warning. As a consequence of these violations, all operations at your facility are to cease until your building has been brought up to code. Failure to comply...

  • The Diary of Samus Aran

    ...shaken. Today I received a distress signal—code name: “Baby’s Cry.” A common SOS with the urgency of a baby crying… The nickname comes from the fact that the purpose of...

  • Captain Eric’s Super Thumb Feature Presentation

    ...Earth has ever reviewed a PSP game. SO! Onward to the bountiful harvest of fun that THE THUMBS bestows upon the world each month. Untold Legends : Warriors Code (PSP)...

  • Price and Date Revealed for 3DS

    At a press conference today in New York City, Nintendo revealed the North American launch date and price for its upcoming gimmicky portable: March 27, and $250. The release date...

  • [NSFW] Alan Wake (X360)

    ...signals and drum out Morse code. I want to text and tweet and scribble and yell and chant and scream at the top of my lungs, For the love of...

  • The Ten Reasons: Space Quest Collection

    ...lazy shill who’s been linking you to old material from other websites for two paragraphs. Anydroid, because the Space Quest Collection adds absolutely no new content to the Space Quest...

  • Space Math (XBLIG)

    ...matter; soon after I redeemed my review code, Microsoft blocked me from playing Xbox Live Indie Games. Yeah, makes absolutely no sense. The overall idea is pretty good—an entertaining space-romp...

  • Quantum Geek: Episode 21 – Fun With Pronouns

    ...we are now, it is a mystery. One moment we suddenly knew ourselves, and knew we were more than we had been.” “When exactly was this?” The woman paused for...

  • What the Crap?: Unlockables

    ...Rabbids; multiplayer is not available at first. You know what’s under that newspaper? Imagine buying a car, but the only way you’re allowed to have any passengers is if you...

  • The Typing of the Dead (DC)

    ...nothing more to say about this. … Except, “Why?” Wait! Maybe this is a metaphor for Sega. The character represents the developers, feverishly typing code to prevent assimilation with other...