• Submissions (October 2007)

    General I’ve come up with a secret plan for hopefully getting us a reader or two. The university computers here don’t require you to log in or out, so, if...

  • Cheat Codes for Life

    ...guarantees celibacy. -Zack Hey dude, I’ll give you some games. Let’s see…. For MMOs, there’s: Ragnarok Online Gunbound Final Fantasy XI Albatross 18 RTS: Dune II StarCraft Shogun: Total War...

  • Dear Readers: 7 is Above Average!

    ...great, but also serves all our beating-a-dead-horse needs. The “7 is Above Average!” collection includes this bumper sticker: This t-shirt: And this mouse pad, which has nothing at all to...

  • Contact (DS)

    ...and fast to the rules of traditional RPGs, choosing just to use some of their elements, it is not a bad choice for people who aren’t all that into gaming....

  • Poor Player’s Paradise

    ...Wheel of Time online game for a while, called WOTMUD, which stands for Wheel of Time Multi-User Domain, a really original name! Anyway, it sucked, unlike the series which it...

  • Albatross18: Season 2 (PC)

    ...random people on the good ol’ Internet, there’s always the chance to have a bad time, no matter how good the game is. Online hooligans aside, though, does Albatross 18...

  • Sam & Max Season 1, Episode 5: Reality 2.0 (PC)

    ...five hours long, but it’s all killer and no filler, man! You won’t feel ripped off at all, especially if you buy the entire series of six games for the...

  • Submissions (May 2007)

    ...all be compared to any other graphics in anything is extraordinarily insulting. Also it needs to be failed to fail to be mentioned that 3D graphics, although definitely a step...

  • testgame.exe: Making the Adventure

    ...in the graphic version was taken almost verbatim from the original text adventure. Even Lily’s visual description remains the same. Of course, I had to add a line for Paul...

  • … of the Month: Magic: The Gathering

    ...They are too busy suckering fools out of their cash money with Magic: Online? A snazzy handheld game would make them lose untold fortunes? All I can say is…HELLA LAME....