• Giana Sisters DS (DS)

    ...microphone controls takes less than a second and stops those inexplicable deaths during levels that require bubble flight. One particular area where Giana Sisters DS shines is in its audio....

  • Poor Player’s Paradise

    I’m switching gears this month and temporarily ditching the Heap so that I can combine my two passions—videogames and extreme, mind-numbing cheapness. Since the number of GameCola readers is well...

  • Castlevania: Rondo of Blood (Wii-VC)

    ...you strike, you can double-tap the control pad to extend the reach of your Drac-thwapper. Whipping candles and suspicious-looking walls will reveal everything from money (which can be used on...

  • What the Crap?: Low Quality Voice Clips

    ...sounds horrendous. What’s more, it’s the same sound for every number. Why even bother? I can understand an audio cue of some sort, so why not just a generic ding...

  • Mega Man 10 (Wii-WW)

    ...through your weapons without visiting the menu screen, which would be great if my twitchy finger didn’t inadvertently tap it at the worst possible moment at least once per stage....

  • Fabricated News: Ness Arrested

    ...in some sort of RPG. He has recently been seen running wild in the town of Onett, where he has attacked a number of helpless runaway dogs with his baseball...

  • Law & Order Legacies: Episode 6: Side Effects (iPad)

    ...gain, right?” Taking a deep breath, he picks up his cell phone and dials a certain number. She answers on the third ring. “Hey, Michael,” she says. “What’s up? Spending...

  • [NSFW] The Punisher (MXB)

    ...color television The Punisher for Xbox Pocket tape recorder with tape and batteries Really? All right, fuck it. If I’m gonna be stuck here Lost-style with only this shitty game,...

  • [NSFW] Halo (MXB)

    ...house to play it. I call him on his cell sometime later. The transcript goes as follows: [phone rings] Braden: “Halo?” Travis: Hey man, I—did you just say “hello” or...

  • Card Sweethearts (PC)

    ...going to work drunk and just saying “Fuck it. I’m drunk, gimme the phone and I’ll field customer support,” and I accidentally pushed speaker phone. Yes, dicks and dames, Meteo...