• Card Sweethearts (PC)

    ...going to work drunk and just saying “Fuck it. I’m drunk, gimme the phone and I’ll field customer support,” and I accidentally pushed speaker phone. Yes, dicks and dames, Meteo...

  • [NSFW] Halo (MXB)

    ...house to play it. I call him on his cell sometime later. The transcript goes as follows: [phone rings] Braden: “Halo?” Travis: Hey man, I—did you just say “hello” or...

  • Law & Order Legacies: Episode 6: Side Effects (iPad)

    ...gain, right?” Taking a deep breath, he picks up his cell phone and dials a certain number. She answers on the third ring. “Hey, Michael,” she says. “What’s up? Spending...

  • iCasual

    ...where dreams are born and destinies are fulfilled—or something equally as fucking trite sounding. You can access the AppStore from any iOS device (that is, any device running the touch-driven...

  • Link’s Burden: Time to Save the World Again #1

    ...doesn’t say “cheap Halloween punk rock.” But putting aside Jade’s aesthetic appeal, she isn’t the run of the mill hero. She isn’t overwhelmingly cute, nor too tom boyish, and she...

  • Beauty Lawyer Victoria (iPad)

    In ten words or less, Beauty Lawyer Victoria is a cheap Phoenix Wright clone. You star as Victoria, the Beauty Lawyer. Your client, Larry Butz Dennis, has been falsely accused...

  • Don’t Be That Guy: My Halo Wars Experience

    Last month we talked about cheapness in online multiplayer games in a more general way. This time, I’m going to make it personal. If I’m going to address this subject,...

  • Captain Eric’s Psychic Thumb Feature Presentation

    ...behind. However…it’s going to cost $68! I just don’t see how most people would go for that. Especially with all the cheap, cheap, cheap indie and downloadable games I mentioned...

  • Don’t Be That Guy: Those Darn Campers!

    ...out of our gaming experiences, and we kindly invite you to…well, don’t be that guy. There isn’t a more despised cheap tactic in the realm of online shooting games than...

  • Sly Cooper Trilogy (PS2)

    ...game, you travel from Paris to India, Transylvania to Canada. You’ve got your old moves, but graphics, sound, and gadgets have all gotten an upgrade. It’s still dated, but its...