• Card Sweethearts (PC)

    ...was OK, but wow, I’ve never seen a game so distracting…with the distraction being the whole point of the game itself! That’s pretty fucked up! The card game itself was...

  • Fabricated News: Ness Arrested

    ...today we bring you the tragic tale of a boy named Ness who was unable to tell the difference between games and reality. I thought this photo came from Ai-rika,...

  • [NSFW] Halo (MXB)

    ...jackasses haven’t ever played the game, because really, if you hate Halo that much, are you going to go buy an Xbox? Didn’t think so. Anyway, for a launch game,...

  • Beauty Lawyer Victoria (iPad)

    ...to testimony. In other words, your cross-examination has to be perfect the first time around, or you’ll get dinged. This ignores the fact that it’s impossible to properly dissect a...

  • Captain Eric’s Psychic Thumb Feature Presentation

    ...behind. However…it’s going to cost $68! I just don’t see how most people would go for that. Especially with all the cheap, cheap, cheap indie and downloadable games I mentioned...

  • iCasual

    ...Band– or Sonic Unleashed–style purchases. Since becoming a casual gamer, I refuse to spend big money on games. Previously, I would’ve been the first one through those GameStation doors for...

  • Link’s Burden: Time to Save the World Again #1

    ...may be sadly disappointed in the complexity department. This game was made for the fighting game impaired, though this game is not about the fighting, which becomes immediately obvious to...

  • Sly Cooper Trilogy (PS2)

    ...yet, and you can get them pretty cheap in the used game bins. One series of games that you may not have heard of is Sucker Punch Productions’ Sly Cooper...

  • Don’t Be That Guy: My Halo Wars Experience

    Last month we talked about cheapness in online multiplayer games in a more general way. This time, I’m going to make it personal. If I’m going to address this subject,...

  • Don’t Be That Guy: Those Darn Campers!

    ...out of our gaming experiences, and we kindly invite you to…well, don’t be that guy. There isn’t a more despised cheap tactic in the realm of online shooting games than...