• Fabricated News: Ness Arrested

    ...bat. He has also broken into several houses and robbed people of their valuables. Concerned citizen Pokey Minch made the phone call to the police– Say, "Fuzzy Pickles!" Um…Pokey made...

  • [NSFW] The Punisher (MXB)

    ...date is because my cell phone still lives, though just barely. I can’t get a signal but I can check my calendar. And play Doom RPG. Friday, May 11, 2007...

  • [NSFW] Halo (MXB)

    ...house to play it. I call him on his cell sometime later. The transcript goes as follows: [phone rings] Braden: “Halo?” Travis: Hey man, I—did you just say “hello” or...

  • Don’t Be That Guy: My Halo Wars Experience

    Last month we talked about cheapness in online multiplayer games in a more general way. This time, I’m going to make it personal. If I’m going to address this subject,...

  • Don’t Be That Guy: Those Darn Campers!

    ...out of our gaming experiences, and we kindly invite you to…well, don’t be that guy. There isn’t a more despised cheap tactic in the realm of online shooting games than...

  • Sly Cooper Trilogy (PS2)

    ...and varied, and replayability is pretty high. But it’s really the memorable characters that enrich the story and engage the gamer. Plus, the games are cheap, so you really can’t...

  • Link’s Burden: Time to Save the World Again #1

    ...successful formulas—most noticeably the stealth action formula, ala Metal Gear Solid, for missions into caves or a factory that our cute and rather badass heroine Jade undertakes. Most of her...

  • iCasual

    ...grab a large library of games for under $20, and it will last you for weeks and weeks. You may have noticed that I’m mostly reviewing iPhone games now. They’re...

  • Beauty Lawyer Victoria (iPad)

    In ten words or less, Beauty Lawyer Victoria is a cheap Phoenix Wright clone. You star as Victoria, the Beauty Lawyer. Your client, Larry Butz Dennis, has been falsely accused...

  • Captain Eric’s Psychic Thumb Feature Presentation

    ...behind. However…it’s going to cost $68! I just don’t see how most people would go for that. Especially with all the cheap, cheap, cheap indie and downloadable games I mentioned...