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Top of the Heap: Religious Games (Part Two)

Columns by Christian Porter on February 1, 2007

...of our look at religious games through the years. If you missed the last article, here’s a Quick Recap: Bible Buffet Inoffensive, wholesome fun an entire Christian family can enjoy,...
[NSFW] GameCola’s Most Essential/Influential Games of All Time (L-R)

Columns by Nathaniel Hoover on September 20, 20129

...foreign competitors along the way? I also really liked owning a game endorsed by a real-life athlete…something very rare at the time. Mortal Kombat Mythologies: Sub-Zero (N64) – Christian Porter...
GameCola’s Most Essential/Influential Games of All Time (E-K)

Columns by Nathaniel Hoover on August 27, 20125

...EarthBound (SNES) – Christian Porter Turn-based JRPGs have been my favorite genre since Final Fantasy IV (see below), but around the early-to-mid-nineties I was already growing tired of the...
[NSFW] Q&AmeCola: Embarrassing Games

Columns by GameCola Staff on February 23, 201215

...over, I have to treat this game like it’s Christian Porter’s goatse Christmas card, stuffing it inside a box in the attic and hoping that no one sneaks a peek....
GameCola’s Top 50 Worst Games Ever Made (Part 2)

Columns by GameCola on December 30, 201134

...or Rygar seems to be as big a swindle as any. —Christian Porter 13. My Health Coach: Stop Smoking with Allen Carr (DS) The title of this “game” (and I...
GC Podcast #44: That Was Limited

Podcasts by Alex Jedraszczak on December 4, 20118

That’s right, folks, this is GameCola Podcast number FORTY FOUR. Alex Jedraszczak, Paul Franzen, and Christian Porter got together very recently to record this one. While we were sad to...
The 2010 GameCola Videogame Awards

Columns by GameCola on January 7, 201116

...writing this article, without whom none of this would be possible, mostly because I haven’t played Mass Effect 2 yet: Matt Jonas, reviewer and video-er, Christian Porter, author of “Top...
An Open Letter to the State of New Hampshire

Blog Posts by Christian Porter on August 17, 20102

...to the world’s finest videogame journalist in the history of all mankind, Christian C. Porter. Also, you can get your hair cut by my friend, Keith (pictured below), who is...
[NSFW] Top of the Heap: Games Set In Real-Life Theme Parks

Columns by Christian Porter on February 28, 20122

...new adventure game, Life in the Dorms—GameCola’s Editor-in-Chief, our very own Paul Franzen. Kinect Disneyland Adventures (X360-Kinect) First of all, I would like to thank Christian Porter for allowing me...
GC Podcast #50 on YouTube: Wait, GameCola Faithful, Let’s Get Matt Jonas Halfway Upset Over This Poor British Ocarina Invasion

Videos by Nathaniel Hoover on May 2, 2014

...Eric Regan, and Christian Porter kick off the first hour with some line of conversation that prompted us to use footage of The Legend of Zelda in the background. The...