Search Results for: oh the humanity
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Link vs. Toan
Columns by Paul Franzen on ...HIS HEAD and carrying him over to the Elven announcer’s table! This NEVER turns out well Eric… Eric: Oh the humanity, I can barely watch this dismantling. I doubt toan...
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Eternal Darkness: Sanity’s Requiem (GCN)
Reviews by Casey Levine on ...that point, the real game begins. The player learns of an ancient evil that has been trying to take over the earth and enslave (or eat!) all of humanity since...
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Captain Eric’s Super Thumb Feature Presentation
Columns by Eric Regan on ...sister would play.. and erase my near perfect games! OH THE HUMANITY. Captain Eric’s Super Thumb Says… Thumbs Up! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV: Turtles in Time (SNES, 1992) This...
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Adventures in the Magic Kingdom (NES)
Reviews by Paul Franzen on ...only were there no such epic battles, but Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride isn’t featured in the game at all! Adventures in the Magic Kingdom is a real crime against humanity....
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Versus Mode: Kinect, Grinding, The Jungle, and More [NSFW]
...are that much closer to inventing the holodeck from Star Trek! That’s awesome, right? Oh, there appear to be videos attached to this news post—advertisements, I guess. Let’s take a...
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Another Time Travel Game Announced!
News Posts by Paul Franzen on 
1 ...set history right; important decision-making that can alter the course of humanity as we know it, and also unlock special bonus endings; and…turn-based combat. Well, we can’t win them all....
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Fabricated News: New Videogame Releases This Week
News Posts by Michael Gray on ...Sea of Chaos is another war game, in which King Neptune and his legions of mermaids declare war on humanity. It’s the global battle that humans are unprepared for, and...
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Gamera Obscura: Santa Claus no Takarabako
Columns by Jeff Day on ...UP ONE SECOND. YOU’RE A LAZY ASS. YOU ALREADY REVIEWED THIS ON YOUR WEBSITE. Oh, you caught me. Alright, call me lazy. Oh wait, you already did. But hey, it’s...
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The Humble Indie Bumble
Blog Posts by Nathaniel Hoover on ...who looks suspiciously like Robo from Chrono Trigger, has gone haywire. Can you destroy humanity before you come to your senses? The official prequel to Machinarium. Osmos – All the...
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Back to the Future: The Game – Episode 1: It’s About Time (PC)
Reviews by Nikola Suprak on 3 ...name that were a certifiable abomination and crime against humanity, and which multiple studies linked to several forms of cancer including the rare but untreatable cancer of one’s dreams and...