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  • We Dare: Flirty Fun for Kids?

    News Posts News Posts by Paul Franzen on

    Last week, we posted about a new Ubisoft game called We Dare, showing you a trailer that may or may not still exist anywhere on the Internet, because Ubisoft is apparently as embarrassed about the ga

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    Gemini Rue (PC)

    Reviews Reviews by Nathaniel Hoover on Comments7

    When GameCola is offered a review copy of an upcoming game, it's typically something like a real-time 3D vegetable simulator that inexplicably won't run on my NES, or else it's a game that's totally u

  • New Videogame Releases for the Week of March 6, 2011

    News Posts News Posts by Paul Franzen on

    Dragon Age II, Pokémon Black/White, Torchlight (XBLA), Yoostar 2, Phantom Brave: The Hermuda Triangle, Major League Baseball 2K11, MLB 11: The Show, The $1,000,000 Pyramid, Petz Bunnyz Bunch, and more.

  • The Lowdown on the 3DS

    Blog Posts Blog Posts by Michael Gray on

    The poorly-informed movie reviewer returns to GameCola, to tell us about the 3DS.

  • [NSFW] Nier (X360)

    Reviews Reviews by Matt Jonas on Comments3

    Your friends have all said, "Nier's rubbish, mate." These so-called friends of yours are the kind of scum who insist that the Scott Pilgrim movie is better than the comics. They're so shallow that the

  • Guwange (XBLA) [NSFW]

    Reviews Reviews by Matt Jonas on Comments2

    Recently, I was reading an article about the 100 Lamest Gaming Industry Clichés, and I noted that I have used about 80% of them over the course of all my previous reviews with GameCola. This is the

  • Skyward Sword Looks like a Wii Game

    News Posts News Posts by Paul Franzen on Comments5

    During its keynote at the Game Developers Conference earlier today, Nintendo showed off some new footage of its upcoming The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword, and boy does it look waggletastic! Check it

  • Catherine to Bring Sex and Sheep Monsters to the U.S.

    News Posts News Posts by Paul Franzen on Comments3

    Never fear, GameCola Faithful: Atlus has heeded your cries. "Persona just isn't weird enough anymore!," you said. "Can you please make a game in which you grow a pair of goat horns and fight off mutan

  • GC Podcast #19 on YouTube: Now Leaving the Year 200X

    Videos Videos by Nathaniel Hoover on

    Hey, does anyone remember 2009? I sure don't, but these YouTube videos I've got here seem to suggest that it was a real year. We've got footage of Michael Gray walkthroughing his way through The Legen

  • The 3DS Isn’t For Us

    News Posts News Posts by Paul Franzen on Comments1

    Just like with the Kinect (and, arguably, the Wii) before it, the videogame industry wants to be absolutely crystal clear about one thing regarding the 3DS: it's not meant for us at all. It's not a v