• Final Fantasy XII (PS2)

    Another epic game in the series—but does it live up to its predecessors?

  • Lego Star Wars II: The Original Trilogy (GCN)

    If you think about the concept behind Lego Star Wars II: The Original Trilogy for too long, your brain could, potentially, explode. The idea is this: It's a retelling of the original three Star Wars m

  • Montezuma’s Return (PC)

    Indiana Jones is such a cool movie series. It opens with a whip crackin', wide-brimmed hat wearin', gun slingin' archaeologist who takes 25 minutes to swap around a small idol for a bag of sand. Come

  • Submissions (December 2006)

    Comments, e-mails, artwork and more from GameCola’s readers.

  • Dear Readers: Goozex

    So I found myself wondering the other day why, exactly, I owned a copy of Tribes: Aerial Assault for PlayStation 2. I couldn’t come up with a reasonable justification. The only one that came to mind was that I must’ve bought it so I’d have something to play on my at-the-time new and shiny PS2 network adaptor, but, if I did that...that’s sort of like buying a leash and being like “hey, I should totally get a dog to go with this.” And, to unnecessarily build upon that, it’s sort of like that dog had terrible gameplay.

  • … of the Month: Games of the Year Nominations

    OK, I’ve been given some kind of task by Paul. I forget exactly what it was, since I was trying to pleasure myself to some kind of fetish porn or Care Bears or something whilst he was Instant Messaging me about it, but it has something to do with games that should be nominated (put on the ballot) for the yearly GameCola awards.

  • Captain Eric’s Super Thumb Feature Presentation

    Another all-exciting edition of the SUPER THUMBS!

  • Get Out of Your Damn House: Panic Park in Washington, DC

    I’m sure it’s become painfully obvious that this column has been my attempt to write about things that aren’t videogames. The fact of the matter is that I’m not nearly the gamer I was when Paul found my reviews and talked me into joining GameCola. (For the record, he didn’t try too hard, nor did he have to.)

  • The Vana’diel Diaries (December 2006)

    Things are slowing down in Vana'diel, or rather I'm slowing down. The chaos of the rapidly approaching holidays combined with an onslaught of really outstanding new games has made getting consistent p

  • Digital Championship Wrestling: Simon Belmont vs. Purple Tentacle

    Howdy everyone, and welcome once again to Digital Championship Wrestling! I'm Paul Franzen alongside "Captain" Eric Regan, and on the heels of that EPIC Sonic vs. Bowser matchup we've got, for you, yet ANOTHER AMAZING DREAM MATCH!