• Love and Hate: Brütal Legend

    I wrapped up Brütal Legend the other day, and for some reason I cannot stop thinking about it. It's a good game, yes, but also a very flawed game. When I finished it, I was slightly disappointed and

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    PAX East 2010 Costume Gallery

    A gallery of some costumes seen at PAX East 2010, complete with silly captions.

  • Announcement: New Review Scale

    Attention readers: I'd like to interrupt your regularly scheduled "hitting F5 on GameCola.net to check for any new articles" for an Important GameCola Announcement. You might've read in our "Mid-Boss"

  • Metroid: Other M Preview

    Nintendo's press release kit for Metroid: Other M came with a bunch of large screenshots of the game. I mean, like, really large. Just click on the above logo to see what I mean. Of course, when you l

  • Easy Poll: Who Reads GameCola?

    This is either going to be wildly successful or a total flop: I'm curious to know who reads GameCola, and who our registered users are. I mean, why wouldn't you register? You can post comments with a

  • Why Buy Remakes?

    Why should you buy an updated re-release? Is it just for the nostalgia factor, or do people honestly believe "I liked this game as a child; therefore, I will like it again now that I'm older"? I mean,

  • Banadvertisements: A Story.

    My Girlfriend: Dooo de-do, I think I'll just have some bananas for breakfast. Doooo de-do... Bananas, yum yum, putting them on my plate, gonna eat themmm...

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    What Have I Wrought?!

    Back when Vangie and I started dating, the thought that she might get into gaming was a pipe dream. At best, I thought she'd maybe play some party games on the Wii, or some puzzle games on the DS. Whe

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    Mr. Xavier Goes to OCRemix

    GameCola writer and International Man of Misery Meteo Xavier may be taking a small hiatus from writing, but he certainly hasn't been resting on what remains of his charred and broken body. Our goo

  • Mega Man Zero Collection

    Capcom recently announced that they are releasing the Mega Man Zero Collection in the US. Normally, I'd report this in my news column, but I got fired from "Carbonated News" for gross incompetence, ju