• Dead or Alive Xtreme 2 (X360) [NSFW]

    The other day, I scuttled off to my local mega-mart, where they have recently started accepting videogame trade-ins. I decided toLet me get this out of the way: TITS. HUMONGOUS WOBBLY STONKING GREAT B

  • Onechanbara: Bikini Zombie Slayers (Wii)

    Quick ReviewSomeone told me that Onechanbara: Bikini Zombie Slayers for the Nintendo Wii is an improvement over the Xbox 360 installment, Bikini Samurai Squad. And whoever it was who told me that...is

  • Dora the Explorer: Swiper’s Big Adventure (PC)

    ¡Hola! Me llamo Matt. See how much I've learned in such a short time? Educational games are the best. You should know by now that I'm pretty odd. I play games directed towards kids just as much as I

  • Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad (X360)

    Why do I put myself through the pain of games published by D3 Publisher? Sure, Eat Lead: The Return of Matt Hazard is brilliant (and the Live Arcade spin-off also), but it is the only game D3 has publ

  • Captain Eric’s Psychic Thumb Feature Presentation

    Well, well, well. It's that time of the month again, eh? The deadline of GameCola's slavedriver creeps up on me once again. Make no mistake: All this amazingness is very well-thought-out and ALWAYS in at least 1,000 days early.