Archive for Tag: Paul Franzen

  • Your Mom Hates Dead Space 2.

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    I know it’s true, because I saw it in this wonderful new commercial. Take a look: As a bonus, if you visit the game’s YouTube channel, you can see a whole bunch more videos based on the same theme, each one chronicling one mother’s extreme horror at being faced with footage from Dead Space 2. … Continue reading "Your Mom Hates Dead Space 2."

  • BUY MORE THQ GAMES.

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    Per Joystiq, if we want to see any more Double Fine/Tim Schafer games, we need to buy more THQ games. To quote (liberally) from the source article:Between the adorable (and enjoyable) Costume Quest la

  • Minus the Pudding: The Best of Xbox Live Indie Games

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    I am videogames. I mean, not literally---at least, not as far as you know---but what I mean to say is...is...is...is...gosh darnit---writing is so hard!

  • The 2010 GameCola Videogame Awards

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    GameCola's favorite games from 2010! Please don't make fun of us.

  • Puppy Bowl: The Game?

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    Last night at the Consumer Electronics Show, NFL Hall-of-Famer Jerry Rice debuted his new videogame about dogs playing football, which comes with a dog-bone controller, and there is nothing about thi

  • You Won’t Know Jack For Another Month

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    Joystiq reports that the long-time-coming new entry in the You Don't Know Jack franchise won't be coming until the begining of February. The up-shot? In the meantime, we get a free single-player demo

  • Pac-Map for Android Will Get You Killed

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    Via GamesRadar, there's a new app for Android that lets you play Pac-Man in the real world. Dubbed Pac-Map, the game uses images from Google Maps to create a Pac-Man maze in your current location, and

  • Tales of Monkey Island Now Available on PSN

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    WHY HASN'T ANYONE TOLD ME ABOUT THIS?!This isn't actually "news" in any possible sense---according to 1up, TMI has been on the PlayStation Network since last June---but nobody TOLD ME. Here I am, slog

  • Alex Kidd, Your Face to Guest-Star in Hyperdimension Neptunia

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    Hyperdimension Neptunia, the NIS game in which personified versions of real-life videogame systems do battle for God knows what reason, will apparently feature summons of classic Sega characters, like Alex Kidd and Shinobi, according to a press release from the developer. Additionally, you can summon images from your PlayStation 3's photo album to inflict further damage, meaning that you can FINALLY teabag enemies with an image of your actual genitalia. (You know it's a question of when, not if. Or, unfortunately, why.) Hyperdimension Neptunia, the NIS game in which personified versions of real-life videogame systems do battle for God-knows what reason, will apparently feature summons of classic Sega characters, like Alex Kidd and Shinobi, according to a press release from the developer. Additionally, you can summon images from your PlayStation 3's photo album to inflict further damage, meaning that you can FINALLY teabag enemies with an image of your actual genitalia. (You know it's a question of when, not if. Or, unfortunately, why.)

  • Dragon Quest VI Coming to the U.S.

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    Finally! Does this complete the set? I think this completes the set. Are there any Dragon Quest games left that haven't been released in the U.S. yet? Can we all go back to pestering Squeenix about