Archive for Tag: Quantum Geek
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Quantum Geek: Episode 16 – Enough
Columns by Michael Ridgaway on 
3 "This is ridiculous," said Tom. "Sneaking into Hyrule Castle should totally have counted as a dungeon!" "Apparently it didn't," answered Rick. "It still says you have one more to go." "Whatever, I'm u
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Quantum Geek: Episode 15 – Zelda for Dummies
Columns by Michael Ridgaway on 2 "All right, I'll go over this one more time: get out your Deku Stick, run to the lit torch, set your stick on fire, then run to the unlit torch and light it." Tom had no idea how Alli could be so bad
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Quantum Geek: Episode 14 – Gamer Envy
Columns by Michael Ridgaway on 2 Tom was depressed. Alli had not simply beaten him at Mario Kart—she had completely annihilated him. At first he tried to convince himself that she had somehow cheated, but the more he thought about
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Quantum Geek: Episode 13 – WMDs (Weapons of Mario [Kart] Destruction)
Columns by Michael Ridgaway on Beep. Beep. BOOP! Tom smiled as he hit the gas, feeling the kart stir below him as he accelerated. This time, he thought, she's done for. There's no way she can beat me at Mario Kart 64, especially
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Quantum Geek: Episode 12 – Co-op Mode
Columns by Michael Ridgaway on "Give me back my turkey!" Alli screamed. "Not before you give me back that woman!" replied Tom. "I'LL KILL YOU!" "I'LL KILL YOU FIRST!" It had been like this for days. No matter what game they were in
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Quantum Geek: Episode 11 – Cat Fight!
Columns by Michael Ridgaway on 3 Horses, Tom had quickly learned, are idiots. From a young age they are apparently tempted to wander into the most precarious places imaginable, such as jagged mountain passes, valleys filled with ragi
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Quantum Geek: Episode 10 – An Unsettling Turn of Events
Columns by Vangie Ridgaway on 2 Barbie Horse Adventures proved to be more challenging than Tom had thought it would be. Granted, he'd never actually played the game before (though he had grudgingly admitted to Rick that he had—onc
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Quantum Geek: Episode 9 – Out of the Frying Pan, Into the Stable
Columns by Michael Ridgaway on If I ever escape from here, I think I'll become a circus performer, Tom thought as he juggled his Pokéballs. He could keep five in the air at a time now and was hoping to get up to six before Rick al
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Quantum Geek: Episode 8 – Rick’s Turn
Columns by Michael Ridgaway on 1 "Tom, it's been three weeks. When are you going to beat this game and move on to the next one?" "When I catch ‘em all." "You HAVE caught them all." "No, I just have one of each species. I need to ev
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Quantum Geek: Episode 7 – The Monkey on His Back
Columns by Michael Ridgaway on Tom sat against a tree, alone in the darkness of a forest. He had no idea where he was this time, but after his experience in Resident Evil he just wanted to rest. Technically he didn't need it, being