[NSFW] Final Fantasy RPGcast – Part 2: Monster Mash

Imps. Innkeepers. Inanity. It's the second installment of GameCola's Final Fantasy-themed RPG podcast!

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Having arrived in Coneria, accepted their quest to rescue the kidnapped princess, gotten themselves decked out with equipment, dilly-dallied around town, and survived their first combat encounter, our four heroes press on toward the Temple of Friends Fiends. Listen to the horrifying creativity of Michael “PANC the Fighter” Ridgaway, the hazardously nonspecific battle commands of Michael “ALPH the Red Mage” Gray, the gentle breeziness of Joseph “JOEV the White Mage” Martin, and the frequent minor pokings of Anna “LITA the Black Mage” Bryniarski as Nathaniel “the GM” Hoover puts one monster after another between them and the pancakes they were promised.

Creep-BattleHere’s what to expect from this battle-tastic second installment:

  • The Black Mage isn’t exactly sure how to spell or pronounce her own name
  • We earn our NSFW ratings
  • The GM doesn’t know what a brain is
  • Basically everybody participates in a brief, impromptu, and completely unorganized a cappella jam session
  • There is clearly something wrong with the people of Coneria
  • A skeleton clown
  • The party seems surprisingly calm when discovering something that IS CLEARLY DESIGNED TO KILL EVERYONE WHY AREN’T YOU RUNNING AWAY

The adventure continues here!

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Since 2009

Nathaniel Hoover is almost certainly GameCola's most verbose staff member, and arguably the most eclectic. As administrator of the GameCola YouTube channel (GCDotNet), occasional contributor to every article category on the site, and staff editor, you're pretty much stuck with him wherever you go. Sorry.

2 Comments

  1. It seems as if the party is oblivious to the fact that Nathaniel keeps throwing more difficult enemies at them, or that running away is even an option.

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