Not relevant to videogames but completely relevant to a website that spends so much time talking about beards, I present to you GameCola’s unofficial new theme song, which I heard for the first time on Pandora the other day:
Well, maybe it’s not exactly theme song material, but you can have an honorary beard, on the house, if you’re somehow offended. For reference, this is the kind of post you get when I’m about to do something Outside the Mainstream to inspire me to write and proceed to spend 140 hours playing through the Mass Effect trilogy instead.
Nah, beards are totally overrated.
Manly long hair is where it’s at!
What is manly long hair but a beard going in the wrong direction?
Bears, and manliness in general, make me extremely uncomfortable. : (
Beards. Look at how uncomfortable I am, I typo’d beards!
I made the mistake of wearing a bear on my face once. Never again.
If it’s any consolation, I’m not all that comfortable around generous servings of manliness and beards so fulsome that they appear to have separated from their original owner and consumed an unsuspecting passerby as a new host.
All beards look like that, else the horrifying pin pricks of some Elder Thing attempting to poke out of your pores and into this reality utilizing you as the breeding grounds for its minions.
Perhaps you’re not looking at beard owner’s of the correct age (or does the beard own the man? It’s sort of symbiotic).
At any rate, there is a happy medium. I assure you:
I like the part with the beards.