Archive for Author: Matt Jonas

They asked me to share a little biographical information about myself. My name is Matt. Good night, everybody.

  • Bomberman ’93 (Wii-VC)

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    "You've reviewed too many modern games!" OK, OK, I understand. Not enough bleeps and bloops and blops and bloppity-bleep-bloops and chim-chim-cherees. So tell you what, let's go back to 1993. 1993. Th

  • Tony Hawk’s American Wasteland (X360)

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    Some games do not age well. Unlike wine, games tend to become hideous with age. It's true, however, that one may like a wine that has yet to mature, and the same can be said about games that have matu

  • Lego Star Wars II: The Original Trilogy (X360)

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    Lego GADDING Star Wars. Oh, how I am filled with anger at its merest mention. Oh, why do you even exist? Is it just to greatly annoy me? Who're you working for? I'm going to ring their bloody necks.

  • Star Wars: The Force Unleashed (Ultimate Sith Edition) (X360)

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    I'm not a big fan of, well, you know, War of the Stars. My knowledge of the series mostly stems from the videogames, as it's been at least twelve years since I last saw a movie from the "original tril

  • Super Smash Bros. Brawl (Wii)

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    Dangerous thing there buddy, that there "hype." Because hype can keep a gamer waiting through the harshest weather for eons just to finally play a game they've only been fed scraps of. Dangerous thi

  • Samurai Shodown Sen (X360)

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    SNK Playmore's Samurai Spirits has been extremely popular in Japan - the original Samurai Shodown has got to be as old as Street Fighter II. I remember playing it on the Genesis and, even in my youth,

  • Old Spice Racers (X360-XBLI)

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    Uniracers—sorry, I mean Old Spice Racers—is an Xbox Live Indie Game based on the Old Spice brand. I don't remember Old Spice being one of the Spice Girls. Old Spice is a brand of male grooming pro

  • Skirt Lift (iPod Touch)

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    "Get an iPod Touch," I was told. "The games are inexpensive, and there is something for everyone." Well pardon me, disembodied voice. Not all of the decent games are cheap, you know. And I'm not exact

  • Shadow Complex (X360-XBLA)

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    Shadow Complex is one of those titles that shouldn't be on Xbox Live Arcade. I'm not saying it's not good enough; nuh-uh, no way. I'm saying it's too good for XBLA—it makes everything else in the li

  • Dead or Alive 4 (X360)

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    I've been playing the Xbox 360 a lot lately. Warn Sony that my love for them has sunk once again—Microsoft has this market dominated, in my most gracious and humble opinion. And dominated your arse