Archive for Author: Matt Jonas

They asked me to share a little biographical information about myself. My name is Matt. Good night, everybody.

  • Pocky & Rocky 2 (SNES)

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    You probably have a bunch of games you've never completed. Sometimes, you just get that itching to go back to them and finish them for good. Sometimes it's because you're reminded of them through conv

  • Goodnight Sweet Prince

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    Activision finally pulled the plug on one of my favorite series. Starting with Guitar Hero III, Activision and Neversoft have been behind the helm of this illustrious and long-winded series of games. I'm going to miss Guitar Hero.

  • Crazy Taxi (XBLA) [NSFW]

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    Why am I even bothering to review this? Crazy Taxi is Crazy Taxi. You either know it or you don't. I can safely say that if you don't know Crazy Taxi, then you don't want this version. This version is

  • Pandaland (PC)

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    It's always cool to be introduced to a great little indie game you've never heard of, and that's why I'm welcoming you to Pandaland, a retro-style indie platformer that came out for free last year. It

  • Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs (X360)

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    If there's a platformer to get your laughing gear around, it's Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs. Proof that the simplest of dishes can result in the most refined dining experiences, Chance of Meatbal

  • Pac-Man Arrangement (PSP)

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    A Pac-Man Arrangement:There once was a man named Pac-Man,And rehashing old games was his plan.There was no aim for fun,And his games all bar none,Were destined to enter the trash can.But Arrangement i

  • K-On! Houkago Live!! (PSP)

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    I love K-On!, and I love this game—let's get that out of the way right now.It doesn't take a genius to realize that K-On! was at one point the most popular current anime in Japan. So after the succe

  • Enviro-Bear 2000: Operation: Hibernation (PC)

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    In 2009, Justin Smith ventured forth with a game that would change the gaming industry forever. A title that would blow the fish out of the water. A game for FREE that beats the living daylights out o

  • Dead or Alive Xtreme 2 (X360) [NSFW]

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    The other day, I scuttled off to my local mega-mart, where they have recently started accepting videogame trade-ins. I decided toLet me get this out of the way: TITS. HUMONGOUS WOBBLY STONKING GREAT B

  • Sonic the Hedgehog 4: Episode I (XBLA)

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    Was Sonic 4 worth the wait? No. No, it wasn't.