Archive for Author: Matt Jonas

They asked me to share a little biographical information about myself. My name is Matt. Good night, everybody.

  • Comix Zone (XBLA)

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    We recently took a look at Comic Jumper, a game that has you jumping across comic book frames and defeating enemies. Comic Jumper and the recently released Unbound Saga owe a wealth of their ideas to

  • [NSFW] Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days (PC)

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    Even delicious violence can become moreish and sickening. Gore-feast Kane Lynch 2: Dog Days suits this category the same way the perfect cup of coffee suits Dale Cooper. Being brutally visceral and d

  • Comic Jumper: The Adventures of Captain Smiley (XBLA)

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    If ever there was a pure Grade-A example of how to make a videogame that is exactly the same thing from start to finish, and is dull within one minute, then Comic Jumper wins with a standing ovation,

  • Tenchu: Time of the Assassins (PSP)

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    I like to imagine that if I were a ninja, I'd be an intelligent and proficient one. Clinging to the shadows, ready to strike, like a rapist in a dark alleyway. Would-be victims can rest assured, thoug

  • [NSFW] Gunbird 2 (DC)

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    There are as many grains of sand on this stupid beach:as there are shooters in the arcades. You can take them out one by one, but the pile just never seems to end. The beach stretches on, and on, and

  • [NSFW] Poker Ladies (ARC)

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    The classic PC game Wolfenstein invented and revolutionized the first-person shooter genre. But, in recent years, Wolfenstein has become a series of games that imitate other games, instead of comin

  • The Ten Reasons: Sonic the Hedgehog 3 & Knuckles

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    Welcome to "The Ten Reasons," where I discuss ten reasons why I like or dislike a particular game... Wait a god-darned minute! I'm not Michael Gray! Whose responsibility is this article now, anyway?T

  • [NSFW] Nier (X360)

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    Your friends have all said, "Nier's rubbish, mate." These so-called friends of yours are the kind of scum who insist that the Scott Pilgrim movie is better than the comics. They're so shallow that the

  • Guwange (XBLA) [NSFW]

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    Recently, I was reading an article about the 100 Lamest Gaming Industry Clichés, and I noted that I have used about 80% of them over the course of all my previous reviews with GameCola. This is the

  • Deathsmiles Deluxe Edition (X360)

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    Deathsmiles has only just come out where I live. For a game first released in 2007, that's pretty bad going. But to be fair, Dead Island is currently in the spotlight, and I first saw prototype scree