Archive for Author: Matt Jonas

They asked me to share a little biographical information about myself. My name is Matt. Good night, everybody.

  • Blade Kitten (XBLA)

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    It has been a furry long time since I last reviewed a game with an anthropomorphic main character, and I guess that's because they are a guilty pleasure of mine—the games, not the anthropomorphic la

  • The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening DX (GBC)

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    The name of this game makes many a fanboy spring up with joy, though I'd rather they kept it in their pants. Just as much as if you criticize Picasso, you'll be thrown out of art college, if you crit

  • Dead or Alive: Dimensions (3DS)

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    So, Ocarina of Time 3D, hey guys? Nope, I know you'd much rather hear about the new Dead or Alive game. You know the one: the game that's bombing in the charts right now because you're not buying it.

  • Contra ReBirth (WiiWare)

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    The Wii is dying, its successor gleaming across the horizon, promising to bring us a controller that looks like an iPad crossed with some kind of LeapFrog child's toy. So don't bother playing this. I

  • Super Mario Land (GB)

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    Next to Tetris, this is one of THE classic Game Boy games. But was it any good?

  • Nintendo eShop Weigh-in

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    HAVING FUN YET? The Nintendo 3DS has been out since March, but only now is the store finally here! What is that sound? ...can you hear it, too? I think...that must be the sound of my corpse turning i

  • Ridge Racer 3D (3DS)

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    Those with more money than sense are the proud owners (and subsequently 'dis-owners') of the Nintendo 3DS. I do not enjoy taking a stroll into town and getting a StreetPass hit from some delinquent wh

  • Nintendo 3DS = 3DiSappointment

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    The Nintendo 3DS has been hailed as the cure for cancer, or at least, that is what Nintendo would like you to believe. "It will make you younger, fitter, more attractive to men and more attractive to

  • Duke Nukem Trilogy: Critical Mass (DS)

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    You see a game perched on the store shelf, and you're thinking, "Hey, I've never heard of this game". This happens to me all the time, the most recent examples being Dead To Rights: Retribution, Mindj

  • Sonic 3D Blast (SG)

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    Considered a spin-off to this well-known series, Sonic 3D Flickies' Island (as it's known in PAL territories) is not actually a three-dimensional game. Not in the way it's played, nor in its content;