Archive for Author: Matt Jonas
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Fruit Ninja (iPhone)
Reviews by Matt Jonas on 
4 I ask you to consider this question... Is Matthew Jonas dead? Well, of course not. I'm Matt Jonas. But what if this vastly informative though rarely funny individual had disappeared? With no reviews i
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Dear Amazon Customer
Blog Posts by Matt Jonas on 2 Recently, I played through the demo of El Shaddai: Ascension of Metatron, and I said outright that I wasn't impressed. After senselessly ripping the demo to shreds, I discovered the game itself on sal
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Bear Riding a Tricycle; Faith in Konami is Restored.
News Posts by Matt Jonas on 2 Look! A bear taking an environmentally friendly commute! Great, now that I've got you suckered into reading a post about a dancing game... Konami recently announced the spiritual sequel to last year's
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The Top Ten Videogame Ninjas (According to Matt Jonas)
Videos by Matt Jonas on 16 They grace our televisions, our consoles, and our movie theaters. Ninjas come in all shapes and sizes, but which are the best that we can play with?
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Crash Twinsanity (MXB)
Reviews by Matt Jonas on 1 You're not a fan of Crash Bandicoot. You've always thought these games were behind-the-times and constantly bettered by others in the genre. It is an utter apocalyptic shame that you have to miss out
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The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3D (3DS)
Reviews by Matt Jonas on 8 Evidence that 'Ura' Zelda fan To prove that 'Hyrule' at videogames, I'm playing Ocarina of Time 3D. This little gem is a complete and utter improvement over its original release back in 1998, and it s
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Sonic CD Re-Release is Powered by Fan-Made Engine
News Posts by Matt Jonas on Sonic CD will be released for the Xbox Live Arcade, PlayStation Network, PC, iOS devices, your Android, and your Windows 7 phone by the end of the year. Phew, that was a mouthful! Ha, that's what she
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[NSFW] Who Said Killing Zombies Can’t Be Pleasurable?
News Posts by Matt Jonas on 1 The latest trailer for Dead Rising 2: Off the Record reveals one of the new combo weapons. Combo weapons can be made by combining items together in maintenance rooms found throughout the game. Of all
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[NSFW] Little Nicky (GBC)
Reviews by Matt Jonas on 8 Here's the movie-based videogame that nobody wanted, or expected! Prepare to be sickened, amazed and bewildered by Little Nicky, the game where you can play as the son of Satan himself! The movie this
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Sonic CD Coming to Xbox Live? Major Nelson Thinks So.
News Posts by Matt Jonas on 1 Larry Hyrb, Xbox Live's Major Nelson, has posted a blog entry confirming the existence of an Xbox Live version of Sonic CD, which I (and many other Sonic fans) consider to be one of the best games in