Archive for Author: Matt Jonas

They asked me to share a little biographical information about myself. My name is Matt. Good night, everybody.

  • Family Guy: Uncensored (iPhone)

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    There is a lot I find offensive about Family Guy: Uncensored. It’s like that time I made a useless throwaway remark about something that happened before.

  • Japanese Animation Studio Responsible for Cute Maya

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    New information has come to light concerning Professor Layton vs. Phoenix Wright, the Capcom/Level-5 collaboration starring our favourite lawyer. Unfortunately, there is still no release date besides

  • [NSFW] Girl’s Dodge Ball (iPhone)

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    I don't know much about dodgeball. But there is one piece of advice that I can offer... Dodge this. From first peek, Girl's Dodge Ball looks like Dead or Alive Xtreme. This should have been ample re

  • Wii U Out by the End of the Year, Craps out Rainbow Cookies

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    Satoru Iwata, a Nintendo hotshot who claims to be the company president, has today reiterated that the Super Wii will be out by the end of this year. This won't be a Sony-style late launch, either, be

  • Playing Sonic With My Eyes Shut

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    Matt Jonas tries to play Sonic 1 with his eyes closed, and it's wonderful.

  • HungryMaster (iPhone)

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    When I reviewed Contra ReBirth, I really picked that story to shreds. I basically said that the poor translation and terrible story ruined the whole experience. Yet now, I'm reviewing HungryMaster and

  • iCasual

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    I'm a casual gamer, though I never used to be. Here is a short story about why you should be, too. Happy new year. I've been catching up with all the gaming I've missed over the last few months, and w

  • Sonic CD (iPhone)

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    I'm reviewing Sonic CD again. I don't care. In a move I could have only anticipated in my dreams, Taxman has reworked my favorite Sonic the Hedgehog game for Apple's various mobile devices. How does i

  • Disaster: Day of Crisis (Wii)

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    "Hey, I don't think I've heard of this game before." Well, that's because you lot in America never got it. Here's the top reasons why you should find a way to play it. Before we begin, I need to clear

  • Kirby’s Return to Dreamland (Wii)

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    Why bother playing old games, when you can play a new game that is just like an old one? Where Tradition Meets Today We're finally getting that Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards follow-up that we've always