Matt Jonas

GS Mikami: Joreishi wa Nice Body (SFC)

Reviews by Matt Jonas on June 6, 20121

The name of this game roughly translates to Mikami the Ghost Sweeper Graces the Exorcism With Her Nice Body.
Sonic the Hedgehog 4: Episode II (XBLA)

Reviews by Matt Jonas on May 23, 20121

So what did we learn about Sonic the Hedgehog 4: Episode I? It sucks. Sonic the Hedgehog 4: Episode II is completely different.
[NSFW] The Walking Dead: Episode 1 – A New Day (XBLA)

Reviews by Matt Jonas on May 16, 2012

Is this a walking dud? Let's see.
The House of the Dead 4 (PS3)

Reviews by Matt Jonas on April 30, 2012

THIS is how you port a game.
Ghost Puzzle (iPad)

Reviews by Matt Jonas on April 25, 20123

Look, let's just get this thing started.
Pop’n Music (Wii)

Reviews by Matt Jonas on March 20, 2012

I cannot think of much to say about this game. The only reason I chose to review this below-mediocre poorly developed rhythm game is because it should have been withdrawn from shelves a very long time
End Night HD (iPad)

Reviews by Matt Jonas on February 29, 20121

Like zombies, I'm back from the dead.
[NSFW] Miss World ’96 (Arcade)

Reviews by Matt Jonas on February 27, 201215

It's not the worst erection-inducing game...or is it?
The Simpsons Arcade Game (PSN)

Reviews by Matt Jonas on February 20, 20128

We're slaves to nostalgia here at GameCola—you've seen it once, no, a hundred times in fact. People cannot accept progress and instead choose to hide behind the games that they played when they were
Rhythm Party (XBLA)

Reviews by Matt Jonas on February 15, 20125

First up, I'm just doing a bit of market research. Who here owns a Kinect? Please raise your hand. Just the one, right there at the back. Excellent. Well, that one person doesn't need telling. For th