Archive for Author: Matt Jonas

They asked me to share a little biographical information about myself. My name is Matt. Good night, everybody.

  • The Darkness (X360)

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    Comic book stories tend to have a habit of being shit. I haven’t read a single issue of The Darkness, because I like comic books about as much as I like Michael McIntyre’s stand up “comedy.” Reading the plot summary was more than enough proof that it doesn’t appeal to me at all. I’ve never … Continue reading "The Darkness (X360)"

  • Dance Dance Revolution SuperNova (Arcade)

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    Now for something completely different: a review of an arcade videogame. You know, the big machines you pump quarters into? This review does contain Emi Toshiba, so there is at least one good reason t

  • Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (X360)

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    The majority of the time (a nice loose phrase that doesn't require any reasonable evidence to back it), games based upon a movie or television franchise suck balls. They're phucking awful—usually du

  • Hatsune Miku: Project DIVA (PSP)

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    Taking advantage of the PSP's region-free functionality (amongst other things)? You bloody well should be. Some of my favourite games were released in Japan exclusively, or at least much earlier than

  • Guitar Hero Smash Hits (X360)

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    Smash Hits—or Worst...I mean, Greatest Hits, everywhere outside of the U.S.—is another in a long string of Guitar Hero titles (such as the already reviewed Guitar Hero: Drama Queens and Band Hero:

  • Giana Sisters DS (DS)

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    "HELLO MR. OWL, I'M GOING TO JUMP ON YOU!" Giana Sisters DS is a squeaky-clean remake, developed with much love and attention paid, indeed. However, like all "remakes,'' part of the original concept i

  • Katamari Forever (PS3)

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    For those not aware of what Katamari Damacy is, and why the series has such high acclaim, I recommend you do some prior reading. Take a look at Casey Levine's review for the game, from a GameCola issu

  • DJ Hero (X360)

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    Another Hero game? Do I even have the time for all of these? Although it is a Hero title, do not confuse this game with that awful monetary spinner, Guitar Hero: Van Halen, which contains the worst so

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    Band Hero (X360)

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    Just to explain, Band Hero is Guitar Hero for kids; everything offensive has been removed in what I like to call the "Don't Offend The Serious Christians" edition of Guitar Hero. In case you aren't aw

  • Paris Hilton’s Diamond Quest (Mobile)

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    Really, now. Paris Hilton has been licensed to appear in a videogame? "Wow, this has got to be abysmal at best," I thought. But you shouldn't run entirely on first impressions, for Paris Hilton's Dia