• Versus Mode: Subtitles, Diablo III, Braid, and More

    ...is obvious: Numbers are GAY. Not happy, not charming, not even simply and politically homosexual. GAY. There’s a reason numbers are not technically words—just try rolling them off your tongue:...

  • Dear Readers: View-Master Interactive Vision

    ...the number one source on Google for information about this system—thus raking in oodles of new hits from people trying to figure out what this chunk of plastic they found...

  • Bubble Bobble (NES)

    ...who has been playing Minesweeper for almost two decades now, and who has spent a number of years playing through each game of Freecell sequentially, could not stand to play...

  • Final Fantasy XII (PS2)

    ...she will take. So, if you have “attack the closest enemy” in slot number 1, and “curaga” in slot number 2, even if you’re all on your last legs, the...

  • Things Zach Rich Demands to See Before He Dies in 2020

    ...325 of the songs available for the series. All you have to do is swipe someone’s credit card number, and bam. Free Microsoft Points for life. And by someone, I...

  • Space Math (XBLIG)

    ...you are not precise, you do not score. But ladies and gentlemen, this is maths. Because the maximum number and minimum number can be set, making them both the same...

  • Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon (N64)

    ...nature of these well-known adventure titles, there are a number of puzzles with a rough order, and there are a number of abilities that help you solve these puzzles. Along...

  • Dragon Warrior IV (NES)

    ...other games of its era with its story. While hardly an epic comparable to Gilgamesh, the Odyssey, or Chrono Trigger, it contained a number of features unique for its time....

  • Super Mario Land (GB)

    ...Toadstool or Peach). In Super Mario Land, our moustachioed plumber adds another number in his little red book. I hope that kiss from Daisy at the end was worth all...

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    Galcon Fusion (PC)

    ...the same as enemy planets, except they don’t regenerate the units you’ve destroyed. That is, assuming your ships are destroying units of some sort and not just blasting X number...