• [NSFW] Gender-Related Opinion Post: A True Female Icon in Gaming

    ...she’s the true female icon is below, and I won’t even compromise its dignity with a number— The real reason Lenneth Valkyrie exudes proper feminism and womanly strength is a...

  • [NSFW] OMG Zombies! (PC)

    ...have an extremely limited number of shots and a full screen of zombies to exterminate. In most zombie games, this would be accomplished by shooting every zombie with every bullet...

  • Starbound (PC)

    ...with greater hostilities! As well, you can capture animals and use them as pets, hunt legendary monsters, discover lost technology, or build monuments from any number of materials. You could...

  • Bomberman Hero (N64)

    ...story is reminiscent of Star Wars: a princess is kidnapped to a far away planet by a violent and unforgiving empire, and the hero is informed by a little helper...

  • Primordia (PC)

    ...Horatio Nullbuilt v5 and Crispin Horatiobuilt v1 finish the final calibrations on the Uniic’s telescope. Without time to celebrate, their ship is rocking, and a giant robot shaped like a...

  • [NSFW] GC Podcast #82: GameCola Sports League

    Welcome, sports fans, to the number-one sports-related sportscast on the Sportsternet! As you all know, we here at GameCola love games. Sports games, that is! We are definitely known for...

  • [NSFW-ish] Dungeon Keeper (PC)

    ...basic slave-labour. You don’t pay them, and if you want them to work harder you can always give them a little slap because, really, they should have claimed that portal...

  • Final Fantasy I (GBA)

    ...was completely lost, wandering around the world and fighting random encounters for so long that I’d achieved TWICE the number of levels that I’d ever need for anything in the...

  • Project Sylpheed (X360)

    ...ships in this totally black space!” Yeah, there’s a lot to be desired in terms of Project Sheepherd’s mission structure. 95% of the time, you’ll be shooting down X number...

  • Captain Eric’s Psychic Thumb Feature Presentation

    ...by reality I mean the reality of me physically playing this game in the future: This game is truly the number-one button masher OF ALL TIME! It is a true...