• Samurai Shodown Sen (X360)

    ...blocks these, I seem incapable of doing so. The result? Less than five seconds of battle, and half a minute’s loading. I don’t understand quite what it has to load...

  • Card Sweethearts (PC)

    ...A lot of the writing sucked too, but eventually got better. The changes in gameplay-the strip poker and the poker tournament-are decent changes of pace, but I just about walked...

  • Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe (X360)

    ...doesn’t work. Still, they’ve tried their hardest to make a decent system for the story, and the battles load during the pre-rendered cutscenes, which makes everything feel smooth and seamless....

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    Gemini Rue (PC)

    ...then I CALLED DIBS. “Load Game.” What will they think of next? I then proceeded to do no further research whatsoever on Gemini Rue. While I wouldn’t recommend this approach...

  • Crazy Taxi (XBLA) [NSFW]

    ...a barely faithful port. This is really for reminiscences only. Or for the Achievement Whores. What a load of wank, you’d best stay away and pretend this port doesn’t exist....

  • Zool: Ninja of the “Nth” Dimension (SG)

    ...it would actually work in its favor—being a bit more Tenchu or Ninja Gaiden would have worked wonders. You will hit “Save State” and “Load State” more times than you’d...

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    Star Wars: Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast (PC)

    ...Can’t I Hit Anything, giving you a choice between dealing heavy damage and actually connecting with your target. Special moves, including a sneaky backwards saber thrust and a blood-rage leap...

  • Five Games Sega Should Port to Steam

    ...say the same thing over and over—the game would be so much better in HD; it looks so washed out! Add in Xbox 360 controller support, some Steam Achievements, Trading...

  • Tekken 6 (X360)

    ...the game, is all. And I mean, really good. Tends to be that the more you play, the better you get, so just keep practicing. And praying. Keep praying. Praying’s...

  • Finger Bowling (Android)

    ...the lanes. There’s no splash page or anything. While I don’t like load times, I’m used to seeing a nice introductory graphic or something when I start a game. The...